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Nick Swardson Is Back With ‘Taste It’ And He’s Ready To Be The Celebrity Face Of The Timberwolves

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Nick Swardson tells us about the 'chicks and diarrhea' humor of his new special 'Taste It,' and how it feels to be a Timberwolves fan.


Mark McGrath, Uncle Kracker, And Kevin Griffin Started A Band Called Uncle Ezra Ray

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Mark McGrath, Uncle Kracker, and Better Than Ezra's Kevin Griffin started a new band called Uncle Ezra Ray. Seriously. In 2015.


Jon Bon Jovi Wrote And Performed A Song For The Graduates Of Rutgers University


Ageless rocker Jon Bon Jovi wrote and performed an original song for this year's graduating class at Rutgers University.


A Brief, Chiseled Breakdown Of The Newest Ab-tastic Poster For ‘Magic Mike XXL’

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Channing Tatum and Co. are here to make men everywhere feel inadequate in this new poster for 'Magic Mike XXL.'


Looking Back At The Video For Nelson’s ‘Love And Affection’ On The Song’s 25th Anniversary

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Twenty-five years later, Nelson's only No. 1 hit is still one of the greatest pop songs ever recorded, with a music video to match.


The Art Of Murdering Kevin Bacon: An Oral History Of How ‘Friday The 13th’ Became A Horror Classic

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For its 35th anniversary, Kevin Bacon, Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Sean Cunningham and more tell us the story of how 'Friday the 13th' was made.


Asa Butterfield Is Reportedly Marvel’s Newest Spider-Man

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The latest rumor involving Asa Butterfield has him all but ready to put on Spider-Man's mask and start slinging his way to the Avengers.


Chicago May Soon Be Home To The World’s First Taco Bell With A Liquor License

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A Taco Bell restaurant opening in Chicago's Wicker Park neighborhood will feature a new urban design and maybe even a liquor license.

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A Casting Announcement For ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ May Have Confirmed Two Important Characters

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(There are possible casting spoilers below, which is why I used the banner of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.


Jeremy Piven Is Doing Press For The ‘Entourage’ Movie In Character As Ari Gold

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Jeremy Piven is making the 'Entourage' press rounds in character as Ari Gold, and he dropped an S-bomb on Matt Lauer this morning.


Let’s Try To Guess Ric Flair’s Academy Award-Worthy Role In ‘Magic Mike XXL’

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Why is nobody talking about the Nature Boy's cameo in 'Magic Mike XXL'?

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McDonald’s Has Re-Branded The Hamburglar And No One’s Meat Is Safe Now

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The Hamburglar is back and he's more human and less creepy than ever!


Doug Ellin Will Keep Making ‘Entourage’ Movies If Bros And Babes Want To See Them

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An 'Entourage' sequel isn't a sure thing, but if enough people see this summer's adaptation, Doug Ellin says he'll make 20 more films.


The Boys Are Here To Worship You In The New Trailer For ‘Magic Mike XXL’

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The latest trailer for 'Magic Mike XXL' reveals Channing Tatum and his gang of male strippers hitting the road to prove they still have it.

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Check Out The First Teaser Trailer For 2017’s Director-less ‘Fifty Shades Darker’

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It might not be in theaters until February 2017, but that won't stop Universal Pictures from teasing 'Fifty Shades Darker.'


Jared Leto’s Juggalo Joker Might Be Showing Up In ‘Batman V Superman’

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A new rumor not only has Ben Affleck in 'Suicide Squad' but Jared Leto in 'Batman v. Superman,' because synergy!


This Kid’s Hulk-Buster High Chair Will Make Adults Wish They Were In Diapers Again

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This kid's Hulk-Buster high chair is just about the coolest high chair you'll ever see.


Forgotten D-Lister Courtney Stodden Is Reportedly Trying To Sell A Sex Tape

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Things haven't been going so well for Courtney Stodden's career, so it's the perfect time for her to be shopping a sex tape.

#Suicide Squad

This Might Be What It Looked Like When Jack Nicholson Saw Jared Leto As The Joker

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This clever mash-up imagines how Jack Nicholson would react to that weird first image of Jared Leto as the Joker in 'Suicide Squad.'

#Avengers: Age Of Ultron

Paul Bettany Gives Us A Glimpse Of Vision In Action In ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’

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Paul Bettany unveiled yet another new clip from 'Avengers: Age of Ultron,' featuring his character Vision's arrival.

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