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Holy Moly, Check Out Lego’s New 2,996-Piece S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

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Available this March, Lego has created a new S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier set, complete with mini- and microfigures of your favorite Avengers.


This Skateboarding Mom Did Not Let Us Down When She Said She’d Bust Her Ass

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If you're a parent trying to put on a show for the kids at the skate park, make sure someone has a video camera recording it all.

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Emilia Clarke Warns Season 5 Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ Will Cause More Reaction Videos

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If you’re the type of <a href="https://uproxx.wordpress.com/topic/game-of-thrones/" target="_blank">Game of Thrones</a> fan that likes to watch new episodes with your web cam pointed at your face so you can share your reactions with everyone on YouTube, Emilia Clarke says that Season 5 is going to be your time to shine.


A Rundown Of All Of The Movie Trailers You’ll See During The Super Bowl

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Along with ads for every product and car under the sun, there will be plenty of movie trailers during Super Bowl XLIX.

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The Bad Guy Comes To Life In The New TV Spot For ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’

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Ultron turns the Avengers against each other in the latest TV spot for the sequel to the 2012 Marvel blockbuster.


The Minnesota Timberwolves Teach A Master Class In Trolling Kevin Love

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With Kevin Love making his return to Minnesota on Saturday night, the Timberwolves mocked him in this intense 'Return' video.


Check Out Danny Trejo’s Totally Badass Snickers Super Bowl Commercial

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Danny Trejo stars as a very grumpy Marcia Brady in the full Snickers Super Bowl ad.


Here’s Your First Look At Michael Fassbender On Set As Steve Jobs

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Sure, this photo is really blurry and was taken from a distance, but look how much Michael Fassbender looks like Steve Jobs.

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A ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey Kind Of Guy’ Will Trade A Super Bowl Ticket For Your Wife

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One Arizona man is offering an indecent proposal for any guy who wants to attend Super Bowl XLIX and leave his hot wife behind.

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The Talking Teddy Bear Is Getting Married In The First Trailer For ‘Ted 2′

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Ted and John take civil rights to a new level in the trailer for 'Ted 2,' as the talking teddy bear gets married and wants to have a child.


Everything You Need To Know About Barry Dylan, Archer’s Unholy Abomination Of Metal Fused With Flesh

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Barry Dylan makes his triumphant cyborg return to 'Archer' this week so he can try to finally murder Sterling and his fellow spies.

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Marshawn Lynch And Rob Gronkowski Will Face Off In ‘Mortal Kombat X’ On ‘Conan’

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The Super Bowl XLIX opponents will challenge each other in Clueless Gamer tomorrow night on 'Conan.'

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Rhode Island’s Hippest Principal Parodies ‘Let It Go’ To Announce A Snow Day


The hippest head of school in Rhode Island let his students know they had a snow day with his own version of 'Let it Go.'

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Eddie Redmayne Whispers Us Into Extinction In The New ‘Jupiter Ascending’ Trailers

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Channing Tatum and Sean Bean must save Mila Kunis from Eddie Redmayne's bad guy voice in the newest TV spots for 'Jupiter Ascending.'


Jon Hamm And Kristen Wiig Might Be Joining Netflix’s ‘Wet Hot American Summer’

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A new rumor has the 'Bridesmaids' co-stars, Chris Pine and Jason Schwartzman tapped for guest roles on the upcoming Netflix series.


Pierce Brosnan Can’t Escape His 007 Past In The Kia Sorento Super Bowl Ad

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Kia's new commercial for Super Bowl XLIX has Pierce Brosnan reimagining a simple car commercial as an explosive action thriller.


Allow This ‘Family Feud’ Contestant To Teach You How To Poop Like A Caveman

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In case you ever find yourself needing to communicate with cavemen, you now know how to tell them you need to 'drop a deuce.'


The World’s Greatest Hotel Concierge Surprised A Guest With Nic Cage Pictures

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Per her request, a very wonderful San Antonio concierge left pictures of Nicolas Cage in a woman's hotel room.


A Very Russian Tom Hardy Is Investigating A Serial Killer In The ‘Child 44′ Trailer

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With a bad Russian accent and Noomi Rapace at his side, Tom Hardy is kicking ass to find a serial killer in 'Child 44.'

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Robert Downey Jr. Is Producing A Movie About Quint’s USS Indianapolis Story In ‘Jaws’

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Team Downey and Warner Bros. are producing a film about a boy inspired to learn the story of the USS Indianapolis after watching 'Jaws.'

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