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JASON BOURNE

Matt Damon Is Coming Back For Another Jason Bourne Movie

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According to a new report, Matt Damon is on board for another Jason Bourne movie that will be directed by Paul Greengrass.

MADDEN 25

The Coolest College President Issued A ‘Madden 25′ Challenge To His Students

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As part of his inauguration at Columbia College, Dr. Scott Dalrymple has challenged his students to a giant Madden 25 tournament.

#Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel Sold A Pilot About Carson Daly’s Life To ABC

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Jimmy Kimmel is getting into the sitcom game now, as he's writing the pilot for a series based on his friend Carson Daly's life.

Surge

Coke Is Bringing Surge Back, But Where Are These Other, Better Classic Drinks?

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Now that Coca-Cola is bringing back Surge, it's time to demand that these other beverages of the 80s and 90s follow suit.

CHRIS EVANS

Chris Evans Is Writing The Perfect Rom-Com In The Trailer For ‘A Typical Rom-Com’

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Captain America and the Falcon are back together in the trailer for the romantic comedy, 'Playing it Cool.'

TOTAL DIVAS

‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap: Men Are From Mars, Women Are Always Right

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Brie and Nikki Bella are just twin sisters who really want their men to cave in and give them babies on this week's 'Total Divas.'

AMERICAN PSYCHO

The Off-Broadway Production Of ‘American Psycho’ Has Been Axed

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Act 4 decided that the 'American Psycho' musical was too big for Second Stage, so Patrick Bateman will not be coming to off-Broadway.

nypd

NYPD Officers Are Now Being Trained To Be Funnier On Twitter

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The New York Police Department reportedly issued a 34-page handbook to teach officers how to be funnier on Twitter.

jerry stiller

The Fatherly Wisdom Of Jerry Stiller, TV’s Most Lovable Angry Dad

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Between 'The King of Queens' and 'Seinfeld,' Jerry Stiller has offered us some great late-in-life fatherly wisdom.

#Sons Of Anarchy

Motorcycle Fails Set To The ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Theme Will Complete Your Friday

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This mashup of motorcycle fails set to the 'Sons of Anarchy' theme song will make your day a little brighter.

spin offs

Dear TV Executives, Please Don’t Ever Make Spin-Offs About These Characters

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All this talk about a Bud Bundy TV show has us terrified that other TV characters could end up getting their own ill-advised spin-offs.

#Selfies

Acer’s ‘Selfie Sombrero’ Is Perfect For The Narcissist With Way Too Much Money

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Acer has reportedly teamed with fashion designer Christian Cowan-Sanluis for this ridiculous hat that holds a tablet for selfies.

saturday night live

Cecily Strong Has Been Replaced As ‘Weekend Update’ Co-Host On ‘Saturday Night Live’

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Lorne Michaels decided that Cecily Strong is out and Michael Che is in as the new co-host of Colin Jost on Weekend Update.

#James Franco

James Franco Has Acquired The Rights To Chuck Palahniuk’s ‘Rant’

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Chuck Palahniuk seems pretty happy that James Franco's production company has closed a deal for his best-selling novel 'Rant.'

#Guardians Of The Galaxy

The Japanese ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Commercials Are The Best In The World

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As 'Guardians of the Galaxy' premieres in Japan this week, let's enjoy these wonderful and strange character TV ads.

JOHN STAMOS

John Stamos Will Star In A New Fox Sitcom, While ‘Full House’ Could Go To Netflix

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Between his upcoming ABC drama and the 'Full House' revival, John Stamos is also adding a Fox sitcom to his plate.

#Ray Rice

The Foul-Mouthed Ladies Of The Legends Football League Want A Piece Of Ray Rice

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L.A. Temptations running back Carmen Borseau issued Ray Rice a challenge and called him a 'f*cking coward' in this amusing PR stunt.

iphone 6

Samsung Is In On The Apple Jokes With These New ‘It Doesn’t Take A Genius’ Ads

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In six new YouTube clips, Samsung takes shots at Apple's latest product announcements by calling them unoriginal.

#Cover Songs

Someone Finally Covered ’99 Red Balloons’ Using Only Red Balloons

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YouTube star Andrew Huang used four red balloons in his amazing and unique cover of Nena's 80s hit '99 Red Balloons.'

FANTASY FOOTBALL

The Fantasy Football Support Group Week 1: Julius Thomas Thinks He’s So Cool

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Denver Broncos tight end Julius Thomas was one of a few players who probably made you miserable in fantasy football this week.


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