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NELSON

Looking Back At The Video For Nelson’s ‘Love And Affection’ On The Song’s 25th Anniversary

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Twenty-five years later, Nelson's only No. 1 hit is still one of the greatest pop songs ever recorded, with a music video to match.

#Longform

The Art Of Murdering Kevin Bacon: An Oral History Of How ‘Friday The 13th’ Became A Horror Classic

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For its 35th anniversary, Kevin Bacon, Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Sean Cunningham and more tell us the story of how 'Friday the 13th' was made.

SPIDER MAN

Asa Butterfield Is Reportedly Marvel’s Newest Spider-Man

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The latest rumor involving Asa Butterfield has him all but ready to put on Spider-Man's mask and start slinging his way to the Avengers.

TACO BELL

Chicago May Soon Be Home To The World’s First Taco Bell With A Liquor License

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A Taco Bell restaurant opening in Chicago's Wicker Park neighborhood will feature a new urban design and maybe even a liquor license.

casting rumors

A Casting Announcement For ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ May Have Confirmed Two Important Characters

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(There are possible casting spoilers below, which is why I used the banner of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.

Entourage

Jeremy Piven Is Doing Press For The ‘Entourage’ Movie In Character As Ari Gold

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Jeremy Piven is making the 'Entourage' press rounds in character as Ari Gold, and he dropped an S-bomb on Matt Lauer this morning.

MAGIC MIKE XXL

Let’s Try To Guess Ric Flair’s Academy Award-Worthy Role In ‘Magic Mike XXL’

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Why is nobody talking about the Nature Boy's cameo in 'Magic Mike XXL'?

the hamburglar

McDonald’s Has Re-Branded The Hamburglar And No One’s Meat Is Safe Now

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The Hamburglar is back and he's more human and less creepy than ever!

Entourage

Doug Ellin Will Keep Making ‘Entourage’ Movies If Bros And Babes Want To See Them

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An 'Entourage' sequel isn't a sure thing, but if enough people see this summer's adaptation, Doug Ellin says he'll make 20 more films.

MAGIC MIKE XXL

The Boys Are Here To Worship You In The New Trailer For ‘Magic Mike XXL’

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The latest trailer for 'Magic Mike XXL' reveals Channing Tatum and his gang of male strippers hitting the road to prove they still have it.

fifty shades darker

Check Out The First Teaser Trailer For 2017’s Director-less ‘Fifty Shades Darker’

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It might not be in theaters until February 2017, but that won't stop Universal Pictures from teasing 'Fifty Shades Darker.'

THE JOKER

Jared Leto’s Juggalo Joker Might Be Showing Up In ‘Batman V Superman’

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A new rumor not only has Ben Affleck in 'Suicide Squad' but Jared Leto in 'Batman v. Superman,' because synergy!

HULKBUSTER

This Kid’s Hulk-Buster High Chair Will Make Adults Wish They Were In Diapers Again

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This kid's Hulk-Buster high chair is just about the coolest high chair you'll ever see.

CELEBRITY SEX TAPES

Forgotten D-Lister Courtney Stodden Is Reportedly Trying To Sell A Sex Tape

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Things haven't been going so well for Courtney Stodden's career, so it's the perfect time for her to be shopping a sex tape.

suicide squad

This Might Be What It Looked Like When Jack Nicholson Saw Jared Leto As The Joker

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This clever mash-up imagines how Jack Nicholson would react to that weird first image of Jared Leto as the Joker in 'Suicide Squad.'

#Avengers: Age Of Ultron

Paul Bettany Gives Us A Glimpse Of Vision In Action In ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’

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Paul Bettany unveiled yet another new clip from 'Avengers: Age of Ultron,' featuring his character Vision's arrival.

X MEN: APOCALYPSE

Channing Tatum Is Playing Adorably Dumb When It Comes To Gambit In ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

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When asked if Gambit would show up in next year's 'X-Men: Apocalypse,' Channing Tatum gave the long-winded equivalent of 'Yes.'

FULL HOUSE

Aunt Becky Is In Talks To Return For Netflix’s ‘Full House’ Revival

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Lori Loughlin says that the fans want everyone back for Netflix's 'Full House' reunion so she's working on making it happen.

BURGER KING

A Connecticut Man Was Arrested For Threatening To Recreate ‘Falling Down’ In A Burger King

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The customer wanted breakfast, but when he was told it was too late, he said he'd like to recreate the fast food scene from 'Falling Down'.

#Avengers: Age Of Ultron

Here’s A Quick Marvel Universe Refresher To Prepare For ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’

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Worried that you won't be up to speed when you see 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'? Here's a quick refresher video.


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