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The Female Answer To The Hot/Crazy Matrix Guide To Women Is Here, And It’s Hilarious

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Highlights include the supplemental money draft, "Fun Zone" descriptions, and "Any guy who reads Elite Daily."

#Archer

‘Archer’s Amber Nash Is Holding A ‘Say Pam Poovey Quotes To Unaware Strangers’ Contest On Twitter

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Tell a stranger to shut their dick holster and you could win Amber Nash's 'Archer' swag.

#Jimmy Fallon

Jason Statham Destroys Jimmy Fallon In A Hamster Ball Race Because Jason Statham Was Born To Hamster Ball

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There's no separating Jason Statham action star and Jason Statham real-life person.

Phoenix Jones

Here’s Real-Life Superhero Phoenix Jones Getting Tasered For ALS Awareness

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When you're a real-life superhero you do things for the greater good but with an added element of DANGER, no matter how nonsensical.

#Robin Williams

Robin Williams’ Wife Reveals He Was Suffering From The Early Stages Of Parkinson’s Disease

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Robin Williams' wife Susan Schneider released this statement to the press today.

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Behold, Every Episode Of ‘House’ Summed Up With A Single GIF

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What we already knew is now even more painfully, hilariously obvious.

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‘Dear Douchebag Bike Thief’ Notes Are How All Bike Thefts Should Be Handled

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Bike theft sucks, but not being able to communicate with the thief what a crap person they are is one of the suckiest parts of all.

#Robin Williams

Robin Williams’ Last Online Message Was This Touching Happy Birthday Wish To His Daughter

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A touching -- and now heartbreaking -- 25th happy birthday wish to his daughter Zelda Rae.

#Stephen Colbert

Sean Hannity Responded To Stephen Colbert’s ‘Literally’ Jokes With A Bad Zinger And A ‘Reality’ Challenge

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Sean Hannity shockingly took a blowhard stance in response to Colbert's wonderful segment about "Apparently" kid.

#The Walking Dead

Watch The Uncensored Ending To ‘The Walking Dead’ Season 4 And Pretend That Other Ending Never Happened

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Let's all pretend Rick going full badass is what actually aired so we can get excited for season five. Deal?

#Viral Videos

This Insane Jet Ski Collision Footage Is Probably Fake, But Still Pretty Insane Nonetheless

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All I really know is that one jet ski jumps really high off the other jet ski.

#NETFLIX

Here Are All The IMDB Top 250 Movies Currently Available On Netflix Streaming

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Because the Netflix "recommended" list might as well be your mom filling out an old Columbia House order form for you.


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