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WORLD SERIES

3 1/2 INNINGS TO JOYOUS TEAR GAS RIOTS!

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The World Series returns tonight, with Philly up three games to one, and tied 2-2 in the sixth inning of Game Four.

#Halloween

PATS CHEERLEADERS ALMOST REDEEM BOSTON

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From the brave and courageous masturbators over at <a href=http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=8522>Busted Coverage</a> comes this preview of the fackin’ New England Patriots cheerleaders in their Halloween costumes.

MAGIC JOHNSON

MEN WITH BALLS DELETED EXCERPT

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I had to sit on the phone with a lawyer for four hours going through every objectionable passage in the first draft of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Men-Balls-Professional-Athletes-Handbook/dp/0316023078/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1220974365&sr=8-1">this book,</a> Needless to say, when we were finished, there wasn’t much of a book left.

EXTREME FALLS

BIKER REMAKES “THE 39 STEPS,” FAILS

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From the appropriately named folks at <a href=http://www.break.com/index/bmx-rider-suffers-nasty-crash.html>Break</a> comes the delightful story of a retard biker trying to jump his bike down an entire flight of stairs, only to fail.

OUCH

SHIN VS. STEEL CART – WHO YA GOT?!

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From the majesty of <a href="http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/">Spencer Hall</a> and <a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/14083/houston_receivers_leg_snaps;_blame_the_band#page_break">Chris “Town Drunk” Mottram</a> comes this video of Houston wideout Patrick Edwards’ leg meeting an unfortunate end at the hand of one of history’s most evil villains: the dreaded yellow cart.

rivalries

BELICHICK ON MANNING: KIND OF A P—Y

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The Pats and Colts meet on Sunday Night in what is almost certainly Peter King’s “alone in the control room with no pants on” game of the week.

#UFC

UNKNOWN UFC TV HOST WISELY GETS NAKED

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This is UFC All Access host Rachelle Leah.

scumbags

ISIAH HAS 18 MILLION REASONS TO RAT OUT KID

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The bizarre story of Isiah Thomas’ apparent overdose was finally made a bit more clear yesterday with the help of Newsday scribe <a href="http://www.newsday.com/sports/basketball/knicks/ny-spisiah1029,0,5837618.story">Anthony Rieber,</a> who got a detailed account of the Thomas incident from Harrison, NY police chief David Hall.

SOCCER

DIEGO MARADONA STILL FAT, USELESS

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This handsome and not-at-all-guido-looking gentleman is Argentine soccer legend Diego “Burrito Dos Manos” Maradona.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

KEEP IT LIT FOR MARSHAWN

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Marshawn Lynch rarely updates his Yardbarker blog, so it’s tough to remember to check up on it, especially if you’re as lazy and uninspired as I am.

MARIA KANELLIS

MARIA WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A WOMAN

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I have a long and extensive personal history of gratifying myself to the ladies of pro wrestling.




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