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ED SHEERAN

Ed Sheeran’s Cover Of Christina Aguilera’s ‘Dirrty’ Is A Toe-Tapping Jam

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While Christina Aguilera was busy singing as Britney Spears, Ed Sheeran was covering her hit 'Dirrty.'

TOUGH GUYS

MMA Fighter Josh Neer Reminds Us Why It’s A Bad Idea To Talk Sh*t On The Internet

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Josh Neer says that he easily dispatched of an online 'bully,' while that man says that he 'won' their impromptu MMA fight.

Movie Posters

The Brand New ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ Poster Answers Some Cast Questions

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The brand new poster for Marvel's 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' is jam-packed with characters and a few extra names to confirm some rumors.

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Jeff Ross Paints A Bullseye On Justin Bieber In This Comedy Central Roast Teaser

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Justin Bieber shows that he's a tough man by taking a bullseye tattoo from Jeff Ross without even flinching.

TOTAL DIVAS

‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap: The One Where We Try To Be Positive For Once

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In this week's mostly boring episode of 'Total Divas,' there were a few moments that we could really be positive about.

spectre

Monica Bellucci Is Proud To Be James Bond’s First Mature Woman Lover For ‘SPECTRE’

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At 50, Monica Bellucci is the oldest actress to portray a James Bond love interest, and she says Sam Mendes is a hero for making it happen.

#Parks And Recreation

You Go Big Or You Go Home: An Oral History Of The Creation And Evolution Of ‘Parks And Recreation’

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Parks and Recreation will go down as one of the best comedies in TV history. We talked to some of the brilliant people who made it happen.

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The Academy Awards Ratings Were The Lowest Since 2009

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Only 36.6 million people tuned in to watch Neil Patrick Harris inspire mild laughter, but that was still more than any other award show.

obituaries

A Florida Man’s Obituary Lists His Cause Of Death As An ‘Uppercut From Batman’

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A 31-year old man's family and friends chose to honor his love of comic books with a special nod to Batman in his published obituary.

#Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert Has A Glorious New Beard. All Hail The ‘Colbeard!’

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Oscar Wilde Award honoree Stephen Colbert showed off his wonderful new facial hair at last night's ceremony.

harris wittels

‘Parks And Rec’ Writer And Humblebrag Creator Harris Wittels Has Passed Away

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The 'Parks and Recreation' producer and writer was found on his couch in his home.

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E.L. James Wants More Control Over The Script For ‘Fifty Shades Darker’

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Despite having never written a screenplay, author E.L. James reportedly wants the job for 'Fifty Shades Darker.'

INSURGENT

Shailene Woodley Is Super Sad In The First Clip From ‘Insurgent’

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Tris doesn't want anyone else to die because of her in the first official clip from 'Insurgent.'

#Archer

A History Of Sterling Archer’s Mishaps With Totally Awesome Modes Of Transportation

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Sterling Archer has a well-documented history with travel plans going awry, including these hysterical moments.

TOILETS

A Maryland Man Is Clearing Snow Outside His Store With His Awesome Toilet

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If there are four inches of snow outside your store and you have a motorized toilet, you might as well turn it into a snow plow.

NEILL BLOMKAMP

Neill Blomkamp Thinks ‘Alien’ Is Officially His Next Film

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It finally looks like Neill Blomkamp's 'Alien' concept art is going to be put to good use.

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Jean-Claude Van Damme Wants His Kidney Back From Organ Thieves In ‘Pound Of Flesh’

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Remember that urban legend about waking up and realizing someone stole your kidney? Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in a movie about that.

VANILLA ICE

Vanilla Ice Was Arrested On Charges Of Home Burglary In South Florida

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The star of 'The Vanilla Ice Project' allegedly helped himself to another homeowner's stuff while working on his latest house flip.

nickelback

A Man Is Subjecting Himself To 168 Hours Of Nickelback To Help ‘Charity: Water’

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'Relevant' podcast contributor Jesse Carey has raised more than $16,000 for Charity: Water by listening to nonstop Nickelback.

Michael Bay

Celebrate Michael Bay’s 50th Birthday With His Most Ridiculous And Explosive Action Scenes

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Celebrate Michael Bay's 50th birthday with this very explosive ranking of the director's most absurd action scenes.


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