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Burnsy is a daily contributor at With Leather and Uproxx, as well as an occasional guest uncle at FilmDrunk. He formerly wrote a blog you've never heard of, for which he won awards that you've never heard of. He's a Gemini, a dog lover, an aspiring chef/politician/humanitarian, and he occasionally takes care of his health.
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ADULT SWIM

Allow Adult Swim’s ‘Smart Pipe’ To Turn Your Poop Into Useful Information

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Adult Swim's latest mock infomercial wonders what the world would be like if our waste could contribute to our social media accounts.

TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods Does Not Like It When People Write Really Bad Satire About Him

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Tiger Woods clutched his pearls in word form on Derek Jeter's new website in response to some Golf Digest writer's parody 'interview.'

THE TONIGHT SHOW

Jimmy Fallon And The Roots Should Go Ahead And Cover Every U2 Song

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After U2 canceled their appearance on 'The Tonight Show,' Jimmy Fallon and The Roots treated us all to a cover of 'Desire.'

Turn Down For What

Chase Away The Blues With This Mashup Of Old People Dancing To ‘Turn Down For What’

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Move over, little kids dancing to 'Shake It Off.' Today's hot supercut features old people dancing to 'Turn Down for What.'

PORTLAND

‘Professional Cuddler’ Is An Actual Job And Business Seems To Be Good

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Portland's Samantha Hess is living the American dream, as her professional cuddling company is growing by leaps and bounds.

CHARLES MANSON

Charles Manson Is Finally Getting Married To His 26-Year Old Girlfriend

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Charles Manson's devoted fan and self-proclaimed girlfriend says that she's marrying the 80-year old prisoner soon.

FAST AND FURIOUS

Universal Believes That There Are ‘At Least Three More’ ‘Fast And Furious’ Movies

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Universal Pictures chairman Donna Langley says there are still plenty of characters to keep 'Fast and Furious' movies thriving.

MAGIC MIKE XXL

Channing Tatum Got Joe Manganiello Naked ‘As Much As Possible’ For ‘Magic Mike XXL’

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In a new interview, Channing Tatum joked that he got Joe Manganiello naked 'as much as possible' while filming 'Magic Mike XXL.'

THE INTERVIEW

Meet Lizzy Caplan’s Agent Lacey In This Exclusive New Clip From ‘The Interview’

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Lizzy Caplan may or may not be a honey-pot in this exclusive clip from 'The Interview.'

DUMB AND DUMBER TO

UPROXX Trivia: How Dumb Are You When It Comes To ‘Dumb And Dumber’ History?

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In honor of 'Dumb and Dumber To,' we've created this trivia challenge to test your knowledge of the film's legacy.

movember

Let’s Check In With Sterling Archer’s Week 3 Progress For Movember

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Sterling Archer's Movember mustache is looking manlier than ever entering Week 3, but our favorite spy still needs your help.

PAM POOVEY

Move Over, Kim Kardashian: Archer’s Pam Poovey Is Here To ‘Fix The Internet’

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Kim Kardashian might think she broke the Internet, but Archer's Pam Poovey is here to fix it and break it all over again.

unnecessary sequels

The First Trailer For ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2′ Is Everything You’d Ever Expect

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In the first trailer for 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2,' Kevin James makes all the same jokes all over again.

BOND 24

The Latest ‘Bond 24′ Rumor Has Christoph Waltz Playing A ‘Significant Role’

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A new rumor from an anonymous person who read a copy of the script claims that Christoph Waltz will play a 'significant role' in Bond 24.

paris hilton

Paris Hilton Was Named Female DJ Of The Year At An Awards Ceremony In Monaco

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Paris Hilton called herself one of the Top 5 DJs in the world, and it seems that the people at the DJ NRJ Awards agree.

HOVERBOARDS

Tony Hawk Took A Hoverboard For A Spin And This Time It’s Not A Mean Prank

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The people at Hendo invited Tony Hawk to come test the hoverboard that they've been raising funds for on Kickstarter.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

UPROXX Trivia: How Well Do You Know The ‘Nightmare On Elm Street’ Franchise 30 Years After Its Debut?

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Celebrate the legacy of 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' on its 30th anniversary by testing your knowledge of the beloved horror franchise.

LARRY THE CABLE GUY

In Honor Of ‘Jingle All The Way 2′: 9 More Hilarious Holiday Movie Ideas For Larry The Cable Guy

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With 'Jingle All the Way 2' coming to DVD in December, let's pitch some new special occasions for original Larry the Cable Guy films.

nick cannon

NBC Is Bringing Back ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous’ With Nick Cannon

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Because working class people want to see how the wealthy live, NBC is bringing back 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' with Nick Cannon.


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