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Burnsy is a daily contributor at With Leather and Uproxx, as well as an occasional guest uncle at FilmDrunk. He formerly wrote a blog you've never heard of, for which he won awards that you've never heard of. He's a Gemini, a dog lover, an aspiring chef/politician/humanitarian, womanizing boozehound, and he occasionally takes care of his health.
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TOTAL DIVAS

‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap: Men Are From Mars, Women Are Always Right

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Brie and Nikki Bella are just twin sisters who really want their men to cave in and give them babies on this week's 'Total Divas.'

AMERICAN PSYCHO

The Off-Broadway Production Of ‘American Psycho’ Has Been Axed

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Act 4 decided that the 'American Psycho' musical was too big for Second Stage, so Patrick Bateman will not be coming to off-Broadway.

nypd

NYPD Officers Are Now Being Trained To Be Funnier On Twitter

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The New York Police Department reportedly issued a 34-page handbook to teach officers how to be funnier on Twitter.

jerry stiller

The Fatherly Wisdom Of Jerry Stiller, TV’s Most Lovable Angry Dad

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Between 'The King of Queens' and 'Seinfeld,' Jerry Stiller has offered us some great late-in-life fatherly wisdom.

#Sons Of Anarchy

Motorcycle Fails Set To The ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Theme Will Complete Your Friday

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This mashup of motorcycle fails set to the 'Sons of Anarchy' theme song will make your day a little brighter.

spin offs

Dear TV Executives, Please Don’t Ever Make Spin-Offs About These Characters

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All this talk about a Bud Bundy TV show has us terrified that other TV characters could end up getting their own ill-advised spin-offs.

#Selfies

Acer’s ‘Selfie Sombrero’ Is Perfect For The Narcissist With Way Too Much Money

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Acer has reportedly teamed with fashion designer Christian Cowan-Sanluis for this ridiculous hat that holds a tablet for selfies.

saturday night live

Cecily Strong Has Been Replaced As ‘Weekend Update’ Co-Host On ‘Saturday Night Live’

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Lorne Michaels decided that Cecily Strong is out and Michael Che is in as the new co-host of Colin Jost on Weekend Update.

#James Franco

James Franco Has Acquired The Rights To Chuck Palahniuk’s ‘Rant’

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Chuck Palahniuk seems pretty happy that James Franco's production company has closed a deal for his best-selling novel 'Rant.'

#Guardians Of The Galaxy

The Japanese ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Commercials Are The Best In The World

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As 'Guardians of the Galaxy' premieres in Japan this week, let's enjoy these wonderful and strange character TV ads.

JOHN STAMOS

John Stamos Will Star In A New Fox Sitcom, While ‘Full House’ Could Go To Netflix

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Between his upcoming ABC drama and the 'Full House' revival, John Stamos is also adding a Fox sitcom to his plate.

#Ray Rice

The Foul-Mouthed Ladies Of The Legends Football League Want A Piece Of Ray Rice

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L.A. Temptations running back Carmen Borseau issued Ray Rice a challenge and called him a 'f*cking coward' in this amusing PR stunt.

iphone 6

Samsung Is In On The Apple Jokes With These New ‘It Doesn’t Take A Genius’ Ads

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In six new YouTube clips, Samsung takes shots at Apple's latest product announcements by calling them unoriginal.

#Cover Songs

Someone Finally Covered ’99 Red Balloons’ Using Only Red Balloons

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YouTube star Andrew Huang used four red balloons in his amazing and unique cover of Nena's 80s hit '99 Red Balloons.'

FANTASY FOOTBALL

The Fantasy Football Support Group Week 1: Julius Thomas Thinks He’s So Cool

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Denver Broncos tight end Julius Thomas was one of a few players who probably made you miserable in fantasy football this week.

CHANNING TATUM

Ellen Made Channing Tatum Face His Greatest Fear… Porcelain Dolls

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Channing Tatum was ambushed by Ellen DeGeneres when she made him confront his fear of creepy porcelain dolls.

foo fighters

Foo Fighters Are Playing Three Shows Under The Name ‘The Holy Sh*ts’

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Using the name 'The Holy Sh*ts,' Foo Fighters decided to schedule three random club shows while they're in London for the Invictus Games.

#The Blacklist

Here Is Everything You Need To Know For Season Two Of NBC’s ‘The Blacklist’

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NBC's hit drama 'The Blacklist' is back on Sept. 22 so here's an extensive recap of everything that happened in Season One.

channging tatum

Allow Channing Tatum To School You On The ‘Dick Graze’ For ’22 Jump Street’

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That’s right, it’s C-Tates rapping about how guys should say hi to each other now by brushing their hands across crotches.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

Jennifer Lopez Is Really Bringing Her F Game In ‘The Boy Next Door’

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In 'The Boy Next Door,' Jennifer Lopez stars as an attractive and vulnerable bad actress who is seduced by her neighbor's nephew.


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