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Burnsy is a daily contributor at With Leather and Uproxx, as well as an occasional guest uncle at FilmDrunk. He formerly wrote a blog you've never heard of, for which he won awards that you've never heard of. He's a Gemini, a dog lover, an aspiring chef/politician/humanitarian, womanizing boozehound, and he occasionally takes care of his health.
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BAD HAIRCUTS

A London Hair Salon Made Fun Of Kim Jong-Un’s Hair And Received A Visit From His Goons

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A London hairdresser invoked the wrath of Kim Jong-Un over a hilarious advertisement for his salon.

BALLROOM DANCING

Watch This 79-Year Old Ballroom Dancer Kill It On ‘Britain’s Got Talent’

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Simon Cowell was served a heaping slice of humble pie by 79-year old Paddy and her dance partner Nico on 'Britain's Got Talent.'

CRYBABIES

Ice Cube Squashes Posthumous Paul Walker Beef

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People got the idea that Ice Cube was pissed that he didn't win an MTV Movie Award because of a strange quote about Paul Walker.

craigslist ads

A Brooklyn Man Is Using Craigslist To Find A Woman To Bathe In Ramen Noodles

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Looking to make a quick $175? All you have to do is sit in a bathtub full of Ramen noodles for 30 minutes.

c-tates

Channing Tatum Admits That He Met With An ‘X-Men’ Producer About Playing Gambit

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It's really, really, really starting to look like Channing Tatum will join the 'X-Men' as Gambit.

BARRY SANDERS

Damian Lillard Pooped All Over Some Sports Legends For Foot Locker

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Foot Locker's new 'No Rings' spot has NBA star Damian Lillard mocking the lack of jewelry of some of the NBA's and NFL's legends.

ALEC BALDWIN

A Very Unagi And Scientific Ranking Of The Worst Male Characters On ‘Friends’

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We used a very serious and legitimate scientific method to rank the worst male characters from the beloved NBC series 'Friends.'

army

The Phoenix Suns Surprised The Hell Out An 8-Year Old In The Best Way

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During last night's game against the Grizzlies, the Suns surprised a young boy with the best in-game prize he could have imagined.

Baseball

The Phillies Let Children Draw Their Starting Lineup Photos And It Was Adorable

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The Philadelphia Phillies players were introduced on Sunday with some really cute drawings from their youngest fans.

ALTERNATE ENDINGS

‘How Frozen Should Have Ended’ Is Absolutely Correct

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The geniuses from 'How It Should Have Ended' are back with their excellent take on how Disney's 'Frozen' should have concluded.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Nick Saban Offered His Best Pageant Coach Pose With Alabama’s Gymnastics Team

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Alabama football coach Nick Saban offered his wisdom to the school's NCAA Champion gymnastics team and it was kind of awkward.

controversy

A Seattle Burger Restaurant’s New Ad Features Jesus Smoking A Joint

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The LunchBox Laboratory burger restaurant in Seattle has raised eyebrows with a 4/20 Easter ad that features Jesus smoking a joint.

A-HOLE FANS

This Reporter Didn’t Appreciate Minnesota Bros Interrupting His Report On Their Riot

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Minnesota Golden Gophers fans rioted after their team lost in the NCAA Hockey Championship, and they made one reporter's job very tough.

CHARLIE HARRY FRANCIS

Let’s Try To Guess Which A-List Celebrity Had A Viagra Ice Cream Party

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Ice cream wizard Charlie Harry Francis claims that he recently created a Viagra-laced champagne flavor for an A-list celebrity's party.

E!

‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap: The Most Predictable Crap On Television

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This week's episode of 'Total Divas' featured a story so stupid and predictable that nobody on Earth could have believed it.

NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS

Nebraska’s Spring Game Featured Everyone From Jack Hoffman To Bo Pelini’s Cat

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Nebraska's Spring Game was highlighted by the return of Jack Hoffman and Huskers coach Bo Pelini carrying around his cat.

LOS ANGELES DODGERS

World’s Worst Person Yasiel Puig Picked A (Tickle) Fight With Hyun-Jin Ryu

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Young Dodgers star Yasiel Puig got into a friendly scuffle with teammate Hyun-Jin Ryu in the dugout, and he made him tap via tickle.

GOLF

Masters Champion Bubba Watson Celebrated With A Trip To Waffle House

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After winning his second Masters tournament, Bubba Watson celebrated with his grand tradition of grabbing a bite at the Waffle House.

Jamie Foxx

Cameron Diaz Is A Bitter, Abusive Spinstress In The ‘Annie’ Trailer

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The trailer for Sony's modern retelling of 'Annie' reveals the most adorable random song and dance routines you'll see this year.

NCAA BASKETBALL

MSNBC’s Ronan Farrow Had A Little NCAA And NAACP Snafu, Too

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In what probably came as a relief to Heather Childers, Ronan Farrow also confused the NCAA and NAACP on his MSNBC show.


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