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Burnsy is a daily contributor at With Leather and Uproxx, as well as an occasional guest uncle at FilmDrunk. He formerly wrote a blog you've never heard of, for which he won awards that you've never heard of. He's a Gemini, a dog lover, an aspiring chef/politician/humanitarian, and he occasionally takes care of his health.
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The Best And Worst Of The ‘More Americans Have (Insert Joke Here) Than Have Died From Ebola’ Meme

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Stop us if you've heard this one: Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift and Ebola walk into a bar, and become the most recycled jokes on Twitter.

KEANU REEVES

Which Keanu Reeves Character Would You Want On Your Side In A Bar Fight? An Analysis.

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From Johnny Utah to Jack Traven, let's examine which Keanu Reeves character we'd most want to have on our side when bad stuff goes down.

TOTAL DIVAS

‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap Pt. 2: Tyson Kidd Is Leaving Nattie And Taking The Cats

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On the second episode of 'Total Divas' this week, Eva Marie shuns everyone's kind words about her dad, because she's weird like that.

PRIMUS

Primus Is Giving Away Free Concert Tickets For Life With Its ‘Willy Wonka’ Tribute Album

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With the release of a cover album of the 'Willy Wonka' soundtrack, Les Claypool and Primus have hidden five golden records for fans to find.

AZIZ ANSARI

Aziz Ansari Gets Ridiculous With Grover To Tell Us The Word Of The Day

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The 'Parks and Recreation' star swings by Sesame Street to let Grover dress him up in a ridiculous chicken suit.

BEER PONG

A Beer Pong Match In Texas Got Ugly When The Losers Opened Fire

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Two men reportedly fired into a crowd at a party after they'd lost a game of beer pong.

saturday night live

‘Saturday Night Live’ Made The Awesome Decision To Add Leslie Jones To The Cast

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'SNL' writer Leslie Jones has very deservedly been promoted from writer to featured player for the upcoming episode.

THE WONDER YEARS

Kevin Arnold And Winnie Cooper Reunited On ‘Good Morning America’

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Fred Savage, Danica McKellar and Josh Saviano reunited on 'Good Morning America' for the release of 'The Wonder Years' DVD box set.

MY LITTLE PONY

Hasbro Studios Is Bringing ‘My Little Pony’ To The Big Screen In 2017

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Next up on the toys-turned-movies slate for Hasbro Studios is a full, animated 'My Little Pony' feature.

TOTAL DIVAS

‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap Pt. 1: Everyone’s Relationship Is Doomed

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On this week's first episode of 'Total Divas,' Eva Marie had the brilliant idea to drive across the country. It went well.

#Florida

A Florida Chili’s Fired A Shirtless Cook For Trying To Launch ‘Sexy Cooks Of Chili’s’

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An effort to create the 'Sexy Cooks of Chili's' movement on Facebook backfired when a man's shirtless photos cost him his job.

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

Start Your Day Right With This Orchestra’s Cover Of Rage Against The Machine

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It's 'Killing in the Name' like you've never heard it, and there might be plenty more where this one came from.

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Let’s Celebrate Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Birthday By Looking Back At His Most Ridiculous Scenes

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Action legend Jean-Claude Van Damme celebrates his 53rd birthday today, so let's all have a good laugh at his most ridiculous scenes.

23 jump street

Channing Tatum Doesn’t Sound Very Excited About ’23 Jump Street’

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After Sony announced that '23 Jump Street' is going to happen, Channing Tatum sounds like he's ready to hang up his badge and gun.

David Beckham

David Beckham Throws A Very Handsome Party In Guy Ritchie’s New Whisky Ad

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David Beckham called on his pal Guy Ritchie to direct a new 'movie' for the official launch of his new Haig Club whisky.

#Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert Is Apple’s New ‘Supreme Commander Of Super Secrecy’

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Longtime Apple product lover Stephen Colbert was a special guest (sort of) at yesterday's big iPad and OS X Yosemite unveiling.

joe biden

Joe Biden’s Son Was Discharged From The Navy Reserve After Testing Positive For Cocaine

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Hunter Biden reportedly tested positive for cocaine and was booted from the Navy Reserve in February.

chris rock

Chris Rock Just Doesn’t Feel Funny Anymore In The Trailer For ‘Top Five’

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Written, directed by and starring Chris Rock, 'Top Five' tells the story of an A-list actor trying to be funny again.

Ebola

Ridley Scott And Fox TV Are Developing An Ebola Series Based On ‘The Hot Zone’

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Richard Preston's 'The Hot Zone' is being adapted for TV along with his recent writing about Ebola.

SPORTS MOVIES

Clock’s Ticking, You Have The Ball, Which Fake Coach Do You Want Calling The Play?

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Last Sunday, as I do almost every time I watch the Miami Dolphins lose, I talked with a friend about whom we’d want to replace Joe Philbin.


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