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COLIN FURZE

An Englishman Is Creating A Fart Machine To Point And Fire At France

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Inventor Colin Furze has created a valveless pulsejet that he will put inside a giant butt so he can point it at France to make it fart.

MLB

A Queens Strip Club Is Offering Derek Jeter A Lifetime Pass As If He Needs It

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As if he even needs it, Derek Jeter is now welcome at the Show Palace strip club any time he'd like, free of charge.

BURT REYNOLDS

Celebrate Alex Trebek’s Birthday With The Worst Impressions From SNL’s ‘Jeopardy!’

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For Alex Trebek's birthday, let's remember the worst impressions from SNL's 'Celebrity Jeopardy!' that we still love anyway.

the simpsons marathon

FXX’s New Commercial For ‘The Simpsons’ Marathon Is One Million Percent Accurate

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FXX gives us a dark and realistic look at the future of a world in which 'The Simpsons' is on at all times during a two-week marathon.

A CHRISTMAS STORY

Another Retirement Community Made An Awesome Calendar Of Famous Movies

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The residents of the Senior Living Communities teamed up to recreate some scenes and images from their favorite movies and TV shows.

CHRIS JERICHO

In Defense Of The Rock, A Brief History Of Wrestlers Dressing Like Total Dorks

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Sure, The Rock looked like a colossal dork in that old photo of him from the 90s, but he's hardly the worst wrestling fashion offender.

awesome old people

You’re Going To Want To Invite This Dancing Grandpa To Your Wedding

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Watch in awe as this old man drops his crutches and breaks it down for a very appreciative wedding crowd.

DEREK JETER

Funny Or Die’s ‘RE2PECT’ Parody For Alex Rodriguez Is A Grand Slam

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Whereas Derek Jeter's 'RE2PECT' tribute gave baseball fans the chills, this Alex Rodriguez 'F13K YOU' parody will make us all laugh.

#ART

‘Not A Burger Stand’ Is The Burbank Joint With The Coolest Chalkboard Specials

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Burbank's Not a Burger Stand is a comfort food restaurant that kicks thing up a notch by offering a 10% discount for character impressions.

comic con

Chuck Palahniuk Is Dishing More Details On His Upcoming ‘Fight Club’ Sequel

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As he prepares for his 'Fight Club' panel at San Diego Comic Con, Chuck Palahniuk has some more details about his graphic novel sequel.

apps

What’s The Deal With The ‘Seinfeld’ Emoji? They’re Available On iTunes Now.

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If you thought it was all a joke, the 'Seinfeld' emoji are actually here and available for free on iTunes.

DVD COMMENTARY

Woody Harrelson And Matthew McConaughey Prepared For Their ‘True Detective’ Fight Scene By Dancing

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In case you haven't checked out the DVD extras for the first season of 'True Detective,' HBO is giving you a little taste today.

Bat Tumbler

Lego’s New Batman Tumbler Is Going To Make Master Builders Jump With Joy

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Available on September 1, Lego's newest version of the Batmobile uses more than 1,800 pieces and costs a whopping $199.

ABC

What Is Jon Lovitz’s Birthday Like Without A Tribute To ‘The Critic’? It Stinks.

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For Jon Lovitz's 57th birthday, let's celebrate his best work with a tribute to some of the best lines from 'The Critic.'

everything will be alright in the end

Weezer’s New Single ‘Back To The Shack’ Rocks Us Out Like It’s 1994

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The new audio for Weezer's 'Back to the Shack' should give the band's loyal fans hope for a great album.

#music videos

‘Weird Al’ Yankovic’s Eighth And Final ‘Mandatory Fun’ Video Is ‘Mission Statement’

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In 'Mission Statement,' 'Weird Al' Yankovic is taking on your boss's stupid, meaningless buzz words.

FIRST PITCHES

105-Year Old Agnes McKee’s First Pitch For The Padres Was Even Better Than Expected

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The Padres made history yesterday by allowing 105-year old Agnes McKee to throw out the ceremonial first pitch.

behati prinsloo

Jonah Hill Officiated Adam Levine’s Wedding And Was As Charming As Ever

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Adam Levine decided that the best way to confirm his lifelong devotion to a Victoria's Secret model was with the star of '22 Jump Street.'

Alexander Skarsgård

‘True Blood’ True Or False Episode Recap: It’s Not Entirely A ‘Lost Cause’

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On this week's episode of 'True Blood,' Eric finally catches up with Sarah Newlin, while the town of Bon Temps parties like a-holes.

INTERNET OUTRAGE

‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Is Calling Out Celebrity Name-Droppers In ‘Lame Claim To Fame’

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'Weird Al' Yankovic's latest music video is 'Lame Claim to Fame,' which makes fun of your friends who pretend they know celebrities.


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