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Aramis Sartorio

Chodin Reviews: The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol

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Sometimes people send me DVDs to review, and I have to call for back-up.

Grosjean Brothers Productions

Skyrim 2012 – Part Two: Stealing Cats and Taking Names


The last we heard from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WriurIFyyo&feature=player_embedded">John & Justin Grosjean</a>, the brothers were busy Skyrimming (yes, that is now a verb) their way through the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/01/skyrim-2012-fast-traveling-to-the-convenience-store">local convenience store</a>.


Matt Damon Minecraft Texture Pack? Matt Damon Minecraft Texture Pack.


To start off, there are already pretty much endless possibilities when it comes to Minecraft.

Ben Heck

A Hot Pocket Dispensing Xbox 360 Controller? A Hot Pocket Dispensing Xbox 360 Controller.


For anyone who has never heard of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Heckendorn">Ben Heck</a>, I highly suggest heading on over to his <a href="http://benheck.com/Games/Xbox360/x360_page_1.htm">website</a> now.

Chris Clark

Skinless Robot Babies Are Here to Freak You Out, Maaan


So, do you remember waking up this morning and promising yourself that you were going to conquer that fear of creepy animatronic babies.

Graphic Novels

Alan Moore Greets Occupy V Masks Head-On, Awkward or Inspiring?

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Despite how <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/frank-miller-wants-occupy-hippies-to-get-off-his-lawn">other graphic novelists</a> may feel, Alan Moore has made it apparent that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/12/alan-moore-and-frank-miller-get-in-an-occupy-slapfight">he doesn't mind</a> the whole Occupy Movement thing.

Dave Race

3:33:01.40 The New World Record Pac-Man Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled


Yes, that is actually how effed up Pac-Man's 256th level looks.

Grosjean Brothers Productions

Skyrim 2012: Fast Traveling to the Convenience Store


For brothers John & Justin Grosjean, experiencing the adventures of Skyrim doesn't just mean battling dragons out in the middle of the damn woods.


Getting Kicked in the Nuts > Dealing With GameStop

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Video game retailer <a href="http://glyde.com/">Glyde.com</a> has a personal vendetta against cheapskate stores ripping people off with high game costs/low return prices.

hey at least it's not another skyrim glitch

Old Grandma Hardcore Returns to Play Skyrim

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Good news today: everyone's favorite gaming elder, <a href="http://oghc.blogspot.com/">Old Grandma Hardcore</a>, has returned to the limelight.

Edinburgh Zoo

Hey Man, About That Abominable Snowman Finger…

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Now I've never actually seen a Nepalese yeti finger before, but I like to think it'd look like some kind of withered, giant Jaquita banana.

Mr. Machine

University of Miami School of Law Set to Discuss Legal Status of Robots, Um, Okay


If you're anything like myself, then you constantly wake up in the middle of the night with nosebleeds, screaming and mumbling about the eventual robot apocalypse.

Foreign Policy

[REC] 3 Génesis Trailer Wants To Crash Your Wedding, Eat Your Familia

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For those of you unfamiliar with the Spanish horror flicks <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/REC_(film)">[REC]</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/REC_2">[REC]2</a>, I highly suggest you rush out and rent these two fine (and foreign) zombie movies.

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