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Richard Harrow Will Drive Bejazzled Anglican Horses In Timur Bekmambetov’s ‘Ben-Hur’ Remake

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'The Boardwalk Empire' star will play lead role in the latest Old Testament reboot.

#James Franco

Selections From James Franco’s New Book Reveal That He Has Officially Lost It

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Get ready for Elizabeth Taylor, homo-eroticism, and cherry red g-strings.


The New Rambo Movie Has Been Given The Mysterious Subtitle: ‘Last Blood’

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Rumors have surfaced that the next 'Rambo' will be called 'Last Blood' and will feature 'Lotsa Blood.'

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Morgan Freeman Joins ‘Ted 2′ As The Stuffed Bear’s Civil Rights Lawyer

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Freeman will defend a glorified Beanie Baby in Seth MacFarlane's latest.


The Creators Of ‘Blackfish’ Now Want To Save The RATS

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The producers of 'Blackfish' take a close look at these whiskered demons.

#Jennifer Lawrence

Artist Cancels Exhibit of J-Law’s Nude Photos, Will Show Own Dong Instead

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Florida artist 'XVALA' cancels his exhibit of hacked celebrity nudes, offers his own sad selfies to compensate.

#Bill Murray

Bill Murray Thinks An All-Female ‘Ghostbusters’ Is ‘As Good An Idea As Any Other’

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Bill Murray offers as much enthusiasm as that man can possibly muster for an all-female 'Ghostbusters.'

#Anna Kendrick

Watch Anna Kendrick Sing About Toilets In This Clip From ‘The Last Five Years’

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Anna Kendrick swaps spit and sings in the latest clip for 'The Last Five Years.'

#Guardians Of The Galaxy

Chris Pratt Reveals What Goes On His Own Totally Awesome Mix, And It’s Totally Awesome/Kinda Embarrassing

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Only Chris Pratt could get away with what he listened to in the eighties (and we're talking about the eighties).

Movie Trailers

The ‘Starring Adam West’ Trailer is Here to Remind You That Even Batman Had Bad Credit

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There's a new movie about the rise and (perfectly executed) fall of Adam West.

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George Clooney Will Direct Some Probably Award-Winning Film About The UK Phone Hacking Scandal

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George Clooney plans to direct a movie about a big scary scandal that rocked a small dying empire.


Disney Plans To Produce A ‘Frozen’ Animated Short, Make Millions Of Dollars With 5 Minutes Of Material

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In the follow-up short to 'Frozen,' two Disney princesses will encounter trouble - on their birthday!!!!


A Movie About Children Dying Of Cancer Was This Summer’s Most Talked About Film On Social Media

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'The Fault in Our Stars' received the most social media mentions this summer which means . . . pretty much nothing.

Michael Bay

A New Study Shows That Michael Bay Movies Cause People to Eat More Junk Food

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According to SCIENCE, enjoying Michael Bay movies might mean you have bad taste - and bad tastebuds.

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Hugh Grant’s ‘The Rewrite’ Trailer Is Here To Charm You Or Whatever

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It's what you have(n't been) waiting for: Hugh Grant's latest rom-com!


See Public Art Made Not Boring In HBO’s New Documentary, ‘Bansky in New York’

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HBO has produced 'Banksy in New York,' a documentary showcasing the street artist's powerful-but-I'm-sure-horrible, summer in New York.


The First Trailer for Jon Stewart’s ‘Rosewater’ Is Here, And It’s . . . Better Than Everything Else

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You have to love the trailer for Jon Stewart's 'Rosewater' (as much as you can love anything about the extended torture of an innocent man).


Kirk Cameron Says His Latest Movie Will ‘Rile Atheists’ And Win The War On Christmas

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For a man who believes most of us will burn in hell, he sure loves fruit a lot

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