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Ellen Page Is Too Lesbian For Catholic School, Apparently

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A too-gay movie is banned from filming at a secretly-gay high school.

kristen stewart

Kristen Stewart Says She’s Going To ‘Take Time Off’ To ‘Make A Bunch of Stuff’

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The actress has decided to take a hiatus from who-knows-what to make god-knows-what.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS

A Universal Studios Employee Has Been Sued For Allegedly Calling Thirteen-year-old Girls ‘Sluts and Whores’

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For the park's Halloween-themed show, two girls were offered up to the 'highest bidder' in the audience.

THE LOOK OF SILENCE

‘The Look Of Silence’ Trailer Is Here And Obviously It’s Perfect

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The 'Act of Killing''s sequel has a trailer that's more meaningful than anything any of us did today.

#Guardians Of The Galaxy

Badly Translated Subtitles May Hurt ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ In China

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The Chinese distributors of 'Guardians of the Galaxy,' aka 'Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team,' did a third-rate translation of a third-grade reading level movie.The results showed.

NICHOLAS SPARKS

A Complete Ranking Of Nicholas Sparks Movies, From ‘Just Bad’ To ‘Actively Evil’

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To prepare for 'The Best of Me,' a review of the eight other Nicholas Sparks movies that are way, way worse.

#Bill Murray

Breaking News: Bill Murray Finally Got A BlackBerry

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After decades of deliberation, the actors has decided to finally purchase a BBM.

SHIA LEBEOUF

Brad Pitt And Shia LaBeouf Got Into Fistfights To Prepare For ‘Fury’

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To help build 'intimacy' in 'Fury,' LaBeouf used to punch Brad Pitt in the face.

queen of england

The Queen of England Made Angelina Jolie An ‘Honorary Dame,’ Whatever That Means

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The actress has been rewarded for her noble efforts with a lovingly meaningless title.

WES ANDERSON PARODY

Meet The Couple Who Turned Their Pregnancy Announcement Into A Wes Anderson Movie

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A good-looking couple made a good-looking parody to celebrate their future (probably good-looking) child.

CASEY AFFLECK

Casey Affleck Will Mispronounce His Rs In ‘Boston Strong’

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In a shocking turn of events, the Boston native has been cast in a Boston movie.

NICHOLAS SPARKS

Nicholas Sparks Is Racist, Homophobic, Anti-Semitic, And Anti-Alzheimer’s (!!), According To A New Lawsuit

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The former headmaster of a school Sparks founded is suing him for his stupid remarks, not his stupid movies.

pride

Surprise! The MPAA Discriminates Against Gay-Themed Movies

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The MPAA gave an R rating to a movie that featured little sex and no violence, but plenty of gay content.

ANNE HATHAWAY

Anne Hathaway Says ‘Fame F*cked Me Up For A Really Long Time’ (A Year?)

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The actress took a break from movies because "people needed a break from her" (Not true! We just hated 'Les Mis'!)

michael strahan

Michael Strahan Will Strip In A G-String In ‘Magic Mike XXL’

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Michael Strahan will join the cast of 'Magic Mike XXL,' as the earth spins closer to perfection.

#Shia Labeouf

Shia LaBeouf Ran A ‘Metamarathon’ To Help Raise Awareness Of Weirdness

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The actor dressed up in Day-Glo Spandex and ran around a museum 144 times. I dunno either.


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