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SEX TOYS

Kansas Is Auctioning Off Dildos And Vibrators To Help Boost Its Faltering Economy

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The state is hoping to recoup lost funds with a collection of sex toys. Hot!

STUPID CRIMINALS

Worst Stoner Ever Traded A $160K Diamond For Just $20 Worth Of Weed

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Walter Earl Morrison stole the pricey diamond from an airport and then proceeded to trade it for pot.

THUG KITCHEN

The Trailer For The New Thug Kitchen Cookbook Is Hilarious And Healthy As F*ck

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The Thug Kitchen cookbook will teach you to 'eat like you give a f*ck'.

Apple iPhone

Police Official Claims ‘Apple Will Become The Phone Of Choice For The Pedophile’

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Apple's latest operating system is so secure, even a warrant won't help police "crack" the iPhone.

SEX TOYS

Who’s Hungry? A Burger Joint In Denmark Is Adding Sex Toys To Its Menu.

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Copenhagen's Hot Buns restaurant will soon carry dildos, chains, and whips.

ellen degeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Spoofed Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Car Commercial And It’s Delightful

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Watch her eat a few brownies and chat it up with the 'True Detective' star.

Cats

This Cat Probably Didn’t Want To Be Turned Into A Dragon, But A Russian Salon Did It Anyway

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Cats are pretty entertaining on their own. Do we really need to subject them to this?

ACTS OF KINDNESS

A Texas Homecoming Queen Gave Her Crown To A Bullied Friend And Now Faith In Humanity Has Been Restored

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Lillian Skinner was tricked into thinking she might win the crown, but her two kind friends helped her get it for real.

KIDS

This Kid Eating The Dashboard Is A Friendly Reminder To Always Wear Your Seat Belt

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Always buckle up! Lest you get hurt or, ya know, look pretty dumb.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Knows How Much You Hate His Sorry Excuse For A Mustache

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One of his latest selfies was captioned: "I'll shave it calm down."

KFC

People In New Zealand Really Seem To Love KFC

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How far would you go for KFC? One town's customers are traveling nearly 50 miles for the Colonel.


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