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Pete Holmes Admits To Possibly Destroying The Ninja Turtles On Conan

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Remember Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Maybe comedian Pete Holmes is Krang.

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Same-Sex Marriage Is Now Legal In New Jersey

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Hey yous guys! Same-sex marriage is now legal in the state of New Jersey. Newark mayor Cory Booker married several couples shortly after midnight tonight.

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NYC Tech Guy Robby Leonardi Has The Coolest Resume Ever


NYC tech guy Robby Leonardi created a resume that is also an interactive video game. He will probably have ALL OF THE JOBS after this goes viral.


Natasha Lyonne Revealed Spoilers For ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Season 2 On Conan

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Husky-voiced actress Natasha Lyonne revealed a whole bunch of plot spoilers for season 2 of "Orange Is The New Black" when she appeared on "Conan" tonight.


3 Bros May Be Facing Felony Charges For Knocking Over 200-Million Year Old Rocks

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Three stupid bros knocked over a formation of 200-Million year-old rocks, then posted the video to Facebook, then tried to paint themselves as saints.


Allow Conan To Show You How Bad Oreos Are For You


Oreos are seriously detrimental to your health; as bad as cocaine is, apparently. Yes, it may be news to you and I, but Oreos are apparently THAT addictive.


Conan Hilariously Spoofed A Brony Documentary Last Night

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Bronies: you can't live with 'em, because they live with their parents. Conan O'Brien spoofed LOGO's brony documentary with the help of Andy Richter.


Patton Oswalt’s TED Talk Looks Incredible

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Patton Oswalt is a modern day renaissance man, and this trailer for his upcoming TED Talk paints him as the smartest person in the world. Ever. Probably.


Pete Holmes Tells Wolverine Exactly What We’d Probably Tell Wolverine

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X-Men's Wolverine: overrated. Pete Holmes tells it like it is directly to Wolverine's face in this new skit from Pete's new show.

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Watch Someone Paint All Over A Banksy Piece In Queens

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Queens graffiti artist "Problem Child" was caught on video tagging over Bansky's most recent piece, which lasted only 13 hours before being defaced.


Super Cool Rocket Takes Off On This Sweet Video

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This rocket video is going viral at 2am on a Monday morning, with over half a million views in half a day. Why this rocket, you ask? I have no clue. But it's pretty sweet.

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Shia LaBeouf Takes Acid And Dies For Love In ‘Charlie Countryman’

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Shia LaBeouf stars alongside Evan Rachel Wood in a romantic comedy that centers around acid and death. So that sounds interesting.


Chris Matthews Fondly Recalls A Time When Politicians Were Less Stupid On Leno

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Real-life Will McAvoy and opinionated newsman in his own right Chris Matthews was on Leno tonight talking about how politics used to be, back in his day.


Tyra Banks Nearly Smized The Entire Arsenio Audience Last Night

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The smizing epidemic continues across America, pushed forward by smizing impresario and former supermodel Tyra Banks. Will America succumb to smizing?

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Ylvis Performed ‘What Does The Fox Say’ On Jimmy Fallon

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Kanye West And Jimmy Kimmel Are Totally Best Friends Now

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Kanye on Kimmel. Two men enter. One man leaves. The other has to finish hosting the show.


Louis CK Is Offering An Extended Version Of ‘Oh My God’ On His Website For $5


Louis's landmark HBO special - now with some twelve minutes of new material - is now available to stream and to own for his now-regular price of $5.


Juan Uribe’s Gnarly Homerun Clinches NLDS For The Dodgers

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Big hitter Juan Uribe doesn't disappoint and knocks a massive two-run homer to seal key game 4 against the Braves, advancing the Dodgers to the NLCS.

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