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Kommentariat Comments of the Week: October 22-28, 2014

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Jay Cutler wants to go to Barcelona because he heard it was in Catalonia.

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The KSK Mailbag: Dating Your Coworker, Date-Dates and Weekly Fantasy Leagues

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Dating someone going through a separation seems like quick way to end up in a heap of trouble.

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Sneak Peek At One Of The 2000 Questionnaires The NFL Sent To LA Fans

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The NFL sent out 2000 questionnaires to people in Los Angeles to test the market for an NFL team. We got one of them.

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Kommentariat Comments of the Week: October 15-21, 2014

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So count Jets fans, in addition to Pete Carroll, as people who believe in Hightower conspiracies

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37 Items You Need in the Event of a Cowboys Winning Apocalypse

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Hi, I'm Randy "Tank" Thompson and I'm here to talk to you about what our government and our so-called news media won't; the possibility of a Dallas Cowboys winning season.

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Kommentariat Comments of the Week for Rocktober 8-14, 2014

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If Nicholas Sparks made a movie about the NFL, then Chuck Pagano would’ve died from cancer.


Brian Hoyer Begs LeBron James, The King of Akron, For His Support

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"Don't be silly. The Browns starting quarterback is superstar Johnny Manziel."


ESPN Ignores Ferguson Protesters At Edward Jones Dome During MNF

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Demonstrations continue just a few feet away from the ESPN trailers outside of the Dome.

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Dan Snyder Leaves Early, Spits In Stadium, Disgusted By Fans In Red Face

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Yelling out at no one in particular, Snyder cried, "Is it really too much to expect them to have Redskin-appropriate headdresses?"

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Kommentariat Comments of the Week: October 1-7, 2014

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As Peter King would say, the Comments of the Week are a funny thing.

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Fun With Peter King: Father Time Catches Up With Everyone

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As far as boring Peter King columns go, this one is pretty much one of the most vanilla and boring ones yet.

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Roger Goodell Starts His Campaign To Be “Leader In The Domestic Violence Space”

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When Roger Goodell said he was looking to be "<a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/09/klearinghouse-reggie-bush-is-an-idiot-too.html" target="_blank">a leader in the domestic violence space</a>" he didn't give any indication of what it would take to become the Grand Poobah of keeping people safe.

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Kommentariat Comments of the Week: September 24-30, 2014

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"This is why Condoleezza Rice would make a great commissioner. There is no way she would approve an unsubstantiated attack on a Husain."

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