LaMarcus Aldridge Is Building A Separate Guest House For His Shoes

Now that LaMarcus Aldridge is a Spur, the first thing he wanted to do was build himself a house in Texas, which apparently comes complete with a massive closet for his sizable shoe collection. However, he must not have figured the dimensions properly in the planning stages, because his shoes are now beginning to overflow onto the floor. Obviously, that will just not suffice.

For some people, the next step might be to call the contractor back and have them remodel a bigger closet. But Aldridge is not some people. Instead, he’s having a separate house built behind his main house, which will be used as a showcase for his collection.

How does that old nursery rhyme go?

There was a young man who lived in a mansion.
With so many shoes, but no closet expansion;
He had a contractor build him a house out back,
Because his shoes deserve a home, and not just a rack.

(Via SLAM)

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