Beating The Rap: Revisiting Kobe Bryant’s Hip-Hop Misstep

09.29.11 6 years ago 4 Comments
Kobe Bryant rap album

We all make decisions when we’re younger that we’d like to forget, which is all part of getting to where we need to be. Essentially, you have to screw up – often – to learn the right way to do things by comparison.

Even someone who seems to have mostly had it together right from the start, Kobe Bryant, has been prone to such learning experiences – some far more whimsical than others. I was recently privy to one of his more benign missteps, his short-lived tenure as a rapper.

My parents are in the process of moving, so I’ve spent some time at their house looking through my old things, deciding what I should hold on to. My greatest find so far was at the bottom of an old trunk: a vinyl record with a couple of rap songs for a 10-year-old Kobe Bryant album that never saw the light of day.

I’d pretty much forgotten about Kobe’s brief foray into emceeing, and it took me a minute to remember how I ended up with this. I used to host a sports show at a college radio station back around Y2K, and when they’d get advance copies of sports-themed CDs, they’d give them to me for lack of anything better to do with them.

The Kobe Bryant record was the coolest of those random hand-me-downs for a variety of reasons. The cover art was outstanding, with Kobe contemplative in Banana Republic on the front, and in mid-scream while wearing a fur coat on the back. I also liked that they distributed the street single on vinyl, presumably to make it easier for old-school DJs to play it in the club, as if anyone would have been caught dead doing that.

Kobe Bryant rap record

Best of all was the acronym K.O.B.E. for the single, which to my knowledge, doesn’t stand for anything except Kobe’s name with periods in between the letters. (Even if I’m wrong, I’d still prefer to think of it that way.)

The fine print on the record cover said the two songs, “K.O.B.E.” and “Thug Poet,” were from a forthcoming album named Visions. Kobe was signed to Sony/Columbia Records under the watchful eye of Track Masters, best known for producing the majority of Nas‘ polarizing sophomore album, It Was Written. I was curious to listen to Kobe rap at this point, but having never actually owned a record player, I resorted to YouTube.

“K.O.B.E.” features a Latin-type beat sampled from a 7th Wonder song, while his rap style sounds a whole lot like Will Smith – which made sense, given that Track Masters also produced “Miami” and “Men in Black.” Tyra Banks (?) sang the hook, though the label on the record managed to call her “Tyra Bank.” Whether Kobe had a ghostwriter or not, we’ll probably never know – I mean, you ask him – but either way, the cringeworthy lyrics about pursuing women who won’t use him for his money kind of make Roy Jones look like Rakim in comparison.

“Thug Poet” boasted features from a young 50 Cent – also with Track Masters at the time – someone named Broady Boy and Nas. That caught my attention… I mean, Nas? But his only involvement was a sample of his voice rapping “Thug Poet” on the hook. Unlike Jay-Z with “Dead Presidents,” Kobe decidedly did not take a hot line and make it a hot song, though for what it’s worth, his verse here was better than anything we heard on “K.O.B.E.”

(Sidebar: Kobe in turn had a prominent role in one of Nas’ songs, though it was one he presumably wanted no part of.)

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