Chris Paul and the Evil Los Angeles Clippers remain red hot to start the season, as they improved to 10-1 on Monday night by beating the pride out of the Brooklyn Nets, 127-95. Paul led the way in scoring with 21 points, but this was a master class in defense. The Nets had a season-high 22 turnovers, which the Evil Clips turned into 35 points, and coach Doc Rivers even said that his team gets “angry when the other team scores.” And you certainly don’t want to see the Evil Clippers when they’re very angry.
Still, even when they’re fueled by your hatred, the Clippers know how to goof around and have a good time. Or they’re just really bad at gently touching foreheads. Either way, Paul and DeAndre Jordan tapped heads after a particularly uninspired basketball sequence, and just look at these stooges put on a show.
LOL, those guys aren’t so evil after all. Just a couple lovable goofballs… Wait, no. I’m receiving word that the Clippers are still, in fact, incredibly evil.