Look, it’s Derrick Rose‘s first dunk of the year! No, seriously, we’re not kidding. As impossible as it sounds, this rather tame two-handed jam by Rose is the first one he’s pulled off all year, at least according to Basketball-Reference. Actually, it’s more correct to say this is Rose’s first in-game dunk of the year. Rose dunked in practice earlier in the season, and he apparently treated it like an event, which is just the saddest thing ever.