Like A Scorned Ex, Mark Cuban Saved Every DeAndre Jordan Text Message

Mark Cuban is totally, absolutely, positively over the whole DeAndre Jordan thing. He’s so over it – so completely, so without-a-doubt over it – that he still has all of Jordan’s text messages from this summer. Wait, what?

This absolutely reeks of a jilted lover who says they’re over their ex, only to still have a secret shrine dedicated to them constructed in their closet. DeAndre who? Oh, you mean the guy on the Clippers. I’m with someone much better right now, someone older and European who knows his role. Yeah, we’re totally, completely happy. Oh, that? That’s just everything DeAnd – I mean, that guy on the Clippers ever sent to me. Yeah, I still have all of his messages saved, everything he ever said to me and promised me and how we’d live happily ever after. But, I mean, I’m soooo over him.

What good does it do to anyone to have those text messages? Jordan massively messed up how he handled his free agency after backing out of his agreement with the Mavericks. No one is disputing that. But by continuing to hang on to those messages, by taking a jab at the Clippers and Jordan at every opportunity, Cuban’s just making himself look petulant. It’s time to let it go and move on.

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