The Spurs Mascot Wearing A Romper Was Easily The Best Moment Of Game 3


Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals was a complete and utter bust. Kawhi Leonard didn’t play for the San Antonio Spurs and a second half surge put Golden State on the verge of its third straight sweep this postseason. But one stylish coyote tried to make the best of it for the San Antonio crowd, jumping on the fashion revolution that is the male romper.

The Coyote was hiding a blue denim romper under all that basketball gear, and he got his dance on once he stripped down to the hottest of summer looks. The strategically-placed security guard was, of course, nonplussed by the occasion. Along with most of America, I’d presume.

Hell yeah, anthropomorphic coyote. You do your thing.

The amazing thing about The Coyote is that its eyes make it so that everything it’s doing is hilariously distant. Just as it rips off its warmups the face appears to say “I’ve made a huge mistake.” Inside, the guy in the suit is probably feeling himself, but outside it appears to be completely despondent.

See what I mean?

What’s amazing about that old twitter joke is now I’m imagining a Fallout vault that’s filled with only blue rompers instead of jumpsuits. They don’t offer any bonuses for armor, but they are definitely a +3 to charism.

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