Ever since I saw my first anime fleshlight at Comic-Con, I’ve been fascinated by how Asian folks infuse pop culture into their sex having (“Excuse me, sir? Just to clarify: so this is a disembodied vagina stuffed inside a flashlight that I can have sex with while pretending it’s a cartoon?”). The latest story is about a hotel in Kaohsiung City, Taiwan that offers a batman-themed sex room where you can boink your lady. Do girls like it when you call it “boink”? I’ve always just assumed that they do.
Eden’s 46 rooms go for $40 to $60 for a three-hour stay, said the motel’s Ann Shu. Like many of Taiwan’s love motels, Eden offers plenty of marketing ploys. During the Christmas and New Year’s period, for example, they’re giving away lubrication, sexy lingerie and other perks. [BoiseWeekly via Jizzmodo]
Well that is a pretty big draw. Free lube is pretty much the first thing I look for when I’m researching Batman sex beds. FYI, my Batman sex kit also includes a mask, a fully-stocked utility belt, and numerous grappling hooks. Also, and I know this probably doesn’t jibe perfectly with the Batman mythology, but I like to say “Ta Da!” a lot.
Though I will say that my top 10 criteria in sex beds does NOT include “a place where lots of other people have had sex before me.”
You are NOT allowed to flex in that mirror while having sex on the mini batmobile. That’s crossing Christian Bale sex fantasies, which is prohibited.
Here’s the banner pic again, but without a giraffe having sex with a donkey in it. I thought they were important for scale.
[Next picture may be NSFW depending on how strict your W is on cartoon nudity]
This is from the anime-themed room at the same hotel. I hope those lamps shoot a single light from the top like the Luxor.