The other day, a PR rep for an adult film company contacted me, asking if I’d like the exclusive on some pictures from a “beautiful, adult modernization of Romeo and Juliet,” directed by Lee Roy Meyers. (He’s like the Russ Meyers of full penetration). I figured, hey, why not? This is a classy website, right? So here we are.
Oh, but Lee Roy Meyer’s Romeo and Juliet isn’t just a hot spank flick full of sexy porn stars bumping uglies — it’s also a real-life love story!
In the past, the director has received acclaim for creating movies perfectly geared towards women and couples, with an emphasis on love and high production values. What the director didn’t count on, was a real life love story playing out behind the scenes between the movie’s stars!
Romeo (Rocco Reed) and Juliet (Chanel Preston) had their first conversation on set and instantly fell in love… then the hot, passionate sex scene in the movie further fueled their desire for one another. The two are now inseparable.
Aw, it was love at first cum shot! It’s so romantic, I can’t wait to watch these two love birds fill each other’s greasy holes with all manner of depravity. If the police hadn’t taken away that f*ck doll I made out of butter and shotgun shells, I’d hug it right now.
“Wouldst not my c*nt by any other name still smell as sweet?”
“But bro, she’s a Fapulet! If thou didst bang her, her dad would be hella pissed.”
“For you and I are past our dancing days. Let’s find some hot, thick wiener.”
“O Juliet! She doth teach the torch to suck a mean c*ck!”
“Did my boner get hard before now? Forswear it totally didn’t bro, not until I’d seen thine titties.”
“A plague on both of you homos, bro!”
“Thy head is as full of quarrels as Juliet’s box is full of wieners.”
“I like your mask, bro, let’s sword fight.”
“Hark, it is the east, and there are some sluts.”
“Not stepping o’er the bounds of modesty, let’s stop at ‘anal.'”
“Oh, Romeo! Deny thy father and get up in these guts!”
“O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might f*ck that dirty twat.”
“Hark, fair Romeo, doth not jizz on mine mask, and ruin its glitter.”
“Wouldst thine nurse like to get in on this action? Fret not, fair sluts, mine beef loaf is large enough to share.”
“But Lady Fapulet, trust that I wouldst bang thee, o’er and o’er and o’er again, as much as it would take to get thine rocks off.”
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