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Tom Cruise is sexy rock God: Rock of Ages trailer is here

By / 12.13.11



From the director of Hairspray…
Aw, crap. I don’t know if I–
Based on the hit Broadway musical…
Um, yeeeah, you know, this doesn’t exactly sound like my cup of t–
Starring Tom Cruise…
Waiter! Check please!

THOSE FUN-HATING SHRIVS ARE TRYING TO STOP ROCK N ROLL! … AGAIN!
Mother of God, was that a “We’re Not Gonna Take It”/”We Built This City” hybrid medley? YAAAAAGHHHHH, MAKE IT STOP! IT’S LIKE I’VE BEEN SKULLF*CKED BY NIGHTMARE DICKS!
Game over, man, game over. Adam Shankman must be stopped. I’ve been trying to get you people to listen for years. WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE?
[Rock of Ages, opens June 1st, 2012. If the apocalypse happens in 2012, it will be because of this.]
“Rock’s loneliest cowboy.” Well I don’t know about that, but I bet he’s got the “saddle sore” part down.
“With arms, wide ooopeeennn… YASSEAH! Gonna take off mah glooove…”


TOPICS#TRAILERS
TAGSADAM SHANKMANALEC BALDWINJULIANNE HOUGHMALIN AKERMANMUSICALSTOM CRUISEwhy god why?

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