Pictured above is the newest addition to the increasingly popular fad of food trucks and vans, the Grillenium Falcon grilled cheese truck. Owned and operated by Chad and Alison Hammontree of Fayetteville, Arkansas, the Falcon is not only an extension of the couple’s successful restaurant, Hammontree’s Grilled Cheese, but it’s also the most awesomest thing I’ve ever seen with my own eyeballs. I want one in Orlando immediately and I will not stop stomping my feet until I get one.
In the meantime, I shared this image with some FilmDrunkards and the next thing I know geniuses like Stinky Peet, Chareth Cutestory, Jacktion!, Erswi, Eibmoz, Patty Boots, and Beek, as well as that Vince guy, ran off a list of more than 360 suggestions for movie- and TV-themed food trucks. It was rather impressive, but mostly exhaustive. So of course Vince was all like, “Should we try to photoshop some of these ideas?” and I rolled over and said, “Why not?”
If you’re an aspiring restaurateur and you’re looking for your million dollar food truck idea, this might just help. Bon appetit!
As much as we would have liked to create rudimentary Photoshops of all of these clever ideas, it just cuts into our drinking time too much. Here are some of the other honorable mentions (Read: Too difficult to Photoshop) that I could remember:
Snack to the Future
Wok Hard
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdough
The 40 Year Old Virgin Olive Oil
Lambshank Redemption
The Rocky Mountain Oyster Picture Show
Men Who Stare At Goat Cheese
Much Ado About Stuffing
Pretzel’s Honor
To Grill a Mockingbird
V For Velveeta
The Wild Brunch
Breakfast Breakfurious
Baking 2: Electric Boogaloo
Four Breadings and a Funeral
The Good Shepherd’s Pie
Corndog Day Afternoon
Prawn Legacy?
the princess and the frog legs
close encounters of the third brine (a pickle truck)
Lost In Transfats
Aw damn yo, Fudgie the Whale! That’s keepin’ it real.
Fresh Times at Ridgemont Pie.
MASH OF THE TITANS! I’m so proud of myself that it has rolled back round to shame.
3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecst-ICEE
So the fact that none of my suggestions made the list is a clear indication that I shouldn’t repost them here?
F that! Tequila Mockingbird kicks ass.
The Eclair Witch Project.
Bravo, fellow Drunkards. Bravo.
How the hell did Hot Dog Day Afternoon not get in here? Did I miss it?
I freely admit that I was too overwhelmed to read the 300+ suggestions by the time I got around to seeing the picture originally, so forgive me if this (and any subsequent comments) has already been mentioned: Meatballs!
You could also go with Kung Fu Panda Express, but that’s more of a Wheel of Fortune solution.
Grill & Bread’s Succulent Adventure. Ok guys, I’m out. I don’t think I can top that one.
Beauty and the Yeast
Beauty and the Yeast sounds more like my teenage years than a food truck.
Fanciful use for a rape van. I am disappoint.
Lady and the Scampi
Dawn of the Bread
Snack to the future? The wild lunch? A-pollo 13 (spanish food)? Ice Scream 4?
Free Willy!
*points to rape van*
On Her Majesty’s Secret Sherbet
“Eat My Food or I’ll F*cking Kill You!”
Am I doing this right?
2001, a Steak Odyssey
I say this without irony… The greatest journalistic entry… of all time.
The Lemon Meringue-over
Capturing the Fried Mints–deep fried York peppermint patties.
Fun fact: C-Tates counts Fudgy the Whale as his black friend.
Eggs Over the Top
Naked Lunch Truck? A Fridge Too Far. The Guns of Provolone?
Things to Eat in Denver with Bread
Inglourious Basturduckens
Corn’s not the worst you can fry
Bun in 60 Seconds
Apocalypse Chow
Chinese Cats Reataraunt
Fight Club Sandwiches
The Last Temptation of Crust
Planet of the Crepes!
Cheesy Rider
Four How Wings and a Fune-roll.
Hot Wings, dammit
Bridget Jones’s Dairy
[Rolls up in a van with a modified snow cat in the back]
Dawn of the Bread
Austin Powers: International Man of Pastry.
Juicemanji
Star Worcestershire
great minds, crappy.
Pulp Confection