With Vince scoring an interview with Parry Gripp for tomorrow’s Frotcast (one many Hollywood movers and shakers are calling “the most important interview of all time ever in the history of things that have been or will ever be”), I figured it would be a good idea to put together a post full of the videos that made Parry Gripp so beloved around these parts. Anyone who has spent any time on the Uproxx sites knows our clan’s affinity for cute animals. Little known fact: when you join the Uproxx stable of bloggers, you have to swear a blood oath to Lobster Dog and all he stands for. It’s like the mafia, but, like, a ZILLION times cuter.
So it is no surprise that Parry Gripp’s video’s combination of cute, fuzzy animals and catchy as all holy hell songs would lead to a love affair for the ages. Get your toe-tappin’ shoes out and be ready to hit the “AAAWWW” button, people. It’s a slideshow so cute you might break your monitor trying to pinch its cheeks.
Turtle
Parry Gripp’s newest video, just uploaded today.
This Is the Best Burrito I’ve Ever Eaten
Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig)
Hamster On a Piano
BONUS: To the tune of “Hamster On a Piano,” it’s “Bieber Eating a Twiglet.” EVERYBODY SING!
Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You)
Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute
That Skunk Is Mad
My personal favorite.
Wiener Dog Riding A Skateboard
Dog With A Box On His Head
World’s Greatest Mom In The World
(*sobs, calls Mom, tell her he loves her*)
… …
(*asks to borrow $20*)
Shopping Penguin
Young Girl Talking About Herself
You may argue that this video features teenage girls, and that teenage girls are not animals. You have obviously never spoken to a teenage girl.
Boogie Boogie Hedgehog
Cat Flushing A Toilet
Pile of Kittens (In My Mind)
Bun Bun Bunny Bun
Stinky, I Love You
Cat Yawning
Dramatic Chipmunk Hey!
Puppy Time
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Soccer Ball (In The Face)
If you don’t love this video, we can’t be friends.
Hot Dog Time
Funky Gerbil
Sherman With A Balloon
Overweight Hedgehog
Heidi the Cross-Eyed Possum
Jackie Johnson
A four-minute love song to a sexy local weatherlady? I’m like 99% sure Parry Gripp and I would be friends. Anyway, there are a bunch of other Parry Gripp songs out there. Check out the Parry Gripp and Parry Gripp Radio Youtube channels, and of course, ParryGripp.com. If this doesn’t pump you up for tomorrow’s Frotcast, you’re dead inside.