For most people, the benefit of owning a dog is the love, the mutual affection, the help living in the moment, the unconditional companionship. And to those people I say, “Hey, nice dog, grandpa. Who groomed that thing for you, Fred Flintstone?” (*AIR GUITAR*)
No, today we’re here to talk about dogs with EXTREME STYLES to match their IN YA FACE RADITUDE. Because some dogs fetch, some chase squirrels, and some scooch their butts around on the carpet. But only dogs with EXTREME GROOMING can MAKE A STATEMENT.
DOUBLE PITS TO HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!
We’re going to start with the more old-school Extreme Dog Grooms. They’re not as fancy, took less money, have simple themes, and required fewer props than some of the competition-groomed dogs. But there’s an indie-dog grooming movement that’s really taking off, which sees them as the more pure, more punk-rock stream of the extreme dog grooming genre, before it got co-opted by the media and got all corporate.
And now, folks, it’s time for the pure breeds, the XXTREEEEME dog groomers for whom excess is its own reward, to whom restraint is a sh*t stain in a hobo diaper. So here they are, the most XXTREEEEME DOG STYLES for the most RADICAL DOGS ever created. KICK FLIP TO OLLIE TO PARKOUR SLIDE.