If the 9 previous hours of Lord of the Rings movie goodness, with their "thrilling" action sequences and countless, homoerotic epilogues weren't enough for you, face it, you're a nerd. But you're also in luck, because New Line Cinemas is trying to lure Peter Jackson back to make The Hobbit.
While I'll admit that The Hobbit was the only Tolkien book I ever made it to the end of, the thought of another Peter Jackson movie makes me 8adsfgasdfoiaslk;jdf. Sorry, I got bored and dozed off halfway through typing that last sentence. But it's nothing that a little cocaine snooter can't fix!