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ANNA FARIS DOES DEEPTHROAT

By / 09.20.07

In an interview with MTV, Anna Faris talks about her next project, a biopic of infamous porn star Linda Lovelace.

I for one couldn't be more grossed out.  Anna Faris – her pouty lips and supple buttox – ugh, what a disgusting pig.  She tried to make out with me at the bowling alley once, and I puked right on her tits.  True story.  

"There's a project about Linda Lovelace, the porn star, that we're really hoping to put together soon," Faris said of a dramatic biopic that will cast her as the infamous "Deep Throat" actress who dragged the X-rated movie into mainstream culture. "It's a really deep, dark drama — and it would be cool for me to do." 

Playing Linda Lovelace, sounds like fun.  Al Goldstein had this to say about her after her death: "Good riddance to trash. She was a good cocksucker. She was a piece of sh*t. Her book Ordeal was a lying piece of sh*t. She was a hooker, a scumbag, a lying trollop. I'm glad Traynor taught her to suck cock. I dropped several ejaculations down her throat. I want to do a final load, so when she goes to hell my sperm will go with her."  

What a classy guy.   


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