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JESSICA BIEL WONDER WOMAN IN JLA

By / 09.25.07

Variety is reporting that Jessica Biel is in talks to play Wonder Woman in George Miller’s upcoming Justice League of America turd. 

Potential deal marks the first piece of casting to emerge from the DC Comics-based ensemble project, which is expected to feature Superman, Batman, the Flash and Aquaman in addition to Wonder Woman.

Christ, Aquaman, really?  Well, the good news is that she’ll first be completing Powder Blue, with Forrest Whitaker, Patrick Swayze, and Ray Liotta; a movie for which her contract stipulates (heh, more like stiffulates) that she show her butt as well as front and side nipplage.  She looks like the kind of girl who could crush my penis like a pancake in her powerful buttox.  At least, that’s the challenge I’ll be presenting.  According to National Geographic, girls like a challenge.  

Fun Fact: The creator of Wonder Woman based the character on his wife and their mutual lover. He also invented the polygraph.  Sounds like he’s the superhero. 


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