In it, Joaquin Phoenix plays the club owner son of police chief Robert Duvall and brother of cop Mark Wahlberg. Eva Mendes plays a hot Mexican.
Hearing the plot description was a relief to me, because the first thing I thought of when I heard the title was those "Take Back the Night" rallies, where a bunch of annoying, sheltered, PC assholes gather to shout about how rape is bad. A rape is bad rally, what a great idea! We'll just pencil it in after the Poop is Gross benefit and the Cake Frosting Makes You Fat Charity Ball. It's all about raising awareness! God, I just want to rape everyone there.
I want more like this!
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