Jackie Chan is searching for his own successor on the Chinese reality show, Jackie Chan's Disciples.
Rather than a stuntman, perhaps he should be searching for an English tutor. Guy's been making English films for like 20 years now and his English is still no better than my Chinese delivery boy. Seriously dude, what the fuck is a "gratuiry"?
But English skills aside, the man's a true hero. Courageously risking life and limb just to bring us cheap entertainment. He's a role model to 10-year-old girls all over China, bravely making sneakers while standing waist deep in poison. The poison makes them shiny!
I want more like this!
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