For the newbies out there, this is the time of the week when I give shout outs to the
people FilmDrunkards who make FilmDrunk a fun place to waste time. Looking for movie news? Scroll down. Feeling warm? Take off your pants.
Well kiddies, it was a bang-up week. I never thought I’d see the day when we’d reach triple digit comments on three posts, or that we’d ever have 300+ comments on a single post. I’m shocked, appalled, and intrigued; I feel like how you feel when you cut a fart that is truly awful but you can’t stop wafting it towards your own nose because you’re fascinated, and a little proud.
First prize must go to SickSauce, for suggesting Homophobic Turtle as a new character way back on my Hobbit post.
It just goes to show, the easiest jobs are the ones other people do for you.
It’s like jumping over Fred Durst, who is dressed as a shark. [I like the imagery]
In Soviet Russia, Durst jumps YOU!! [Solid reference]
i once heard that Dan Dierdorf ripped the head off a baby and then drank it’s soul like a beer. [I think Dierdorf drinks everything like beer]
The Mighty Fek’lhr must admit that Steven Seagal was pretty hip and gangsta in that one movie where he was in prison with black guys. [Fek has the best schtick]
Chick flicks should have more hardcore sex scenes. Most chicks I know love to have hardcore sex, so it makes sense. They don’t like to have it with me, but… I’ve heard that they like it! [I gave Jacktion! double props because he tries the hardest. It was the exclamation point that made this one.]
It’s not very Jesus-like to be down with other people’s pussy. [Koru gives us a female perspective]
one time when i was having cyber sex with this chick, i meant to tell her that i was a "rapper", but i misspelled it as "raper". i said, "yo, baby – i’m about to cum over here. i be tha’ best raper in the world" and then for the next hour i just typed, "baby?………baby?" . i hate cyberslutbuttfuck112, she knew what i was trying to say. [yeah, she's a real prude]
"pirated DVDs could spread in Kabul, where those culturally offended could react violently to seeing such a rape scene." Oh, ya think so Kreskin? Last time I checked, culturally offended was the number 3 most popular job in Islamic countries right behind suicide bomber and guy who beheads women for showing their ankles. Fifth most popular job? Dental hygenist. [yeah, the last one helped]
And last but not least, Barry Evans for his suggestion of Rocky IV Skin as a porn title. Nice work.