By: 10.25.07  •  20 Comments

The new poster for Hitman has Agent 47 (Timothy Olyphant) sporting a shaved head and a gun he borrowed from T.I.

That’s right, silencers are this fall’s hottest accessory.  I for one am all for them; it makes it easier to kill hookers without waking up grandma.  But it also showcases another recent trend, sideboob. 

I applaud the makers of Hitman for giving us real-life, flesh and blood sideboob, just like mom used to make.  Unlike those A-holes behind Beowulf.  If I wanted pixellated nipples, I’d play Grand Theft Auto or watch Tentacle Porn.    

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