As if having Sceen Gems flash across the screen before the trailer starts wasn’t enough to tell you this movie sucks, it’s also got Colin Hanks! He’s Tom Hanks’ son! His casting was merit-based!
Screen Gems has revealed the new trailer for Diane Lane thriller Untraceable, opening in theaters on January 25. Directed by Gregory Hoblit and also starring Colin Hanks and Erin Carufel, the film is about a technology-savvy serial killer who displays his graphic murders on his own website.
That’s right, THE MORE PEOPLE WHO LOG ON, THE FASTER THEY DIE!! If only FilmDrunk traffic could slowly kill Jerry Bruckheimer. You know, before Down Syndrome does.
Long story short, Screen Gems is a crap factory. A craptory, if you will.
I want more like this!
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