WEEKEND PICKS: GODZILLA'S GIRLFRIEND
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WEEKEND UPDATE: C’MON FEEL THE QUEEF

By / 10.05.07

Opening this weekend:

The Heartbreak Kid: Farrelly Brothers, Ben Stiller, Jerry Stiller, Malin Akerman.  The queef clip was kinda funny, but the Farrelly’s haven’t made a funny movie in a while. What, Carlos Mencia’s in it?  Yeah, I’ll be waiting for the video.

Feel the Noise: Produced by, uh, JLo. "After a run-in with local thugs, a talented Harlem rapper is forced to hide in Puerto Rico, but finds his salvation in Reggaeton beats."  They said nothing about Quiet Riot. They can fornicate themselves with a fried plantain for all I care. 

The Seeker: Dark is Rising: Currently tracking 19% recommended on RottenTomatoes.  I’m glad I’m not in touch with any of the children I may or may not have fathered.  It saves me the trouble of refusing to take them to this turd.

Limited Release:
Finishing the Game: Justin Lin.  Mockumentary about finding Bruce Lee’s replacement.  By the guy who directed Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, you say?  Think I’ll stay home and order Thai food instead, thanks.   

The Good Night: Jake Paltrow.  Gwyneth, Penelope Cruz, Simon Pegg, Danny DeVito.  It doesn’t look awful, but I already broke my Coppola ban this week; no way I’m seeing a Paltrow’s movie. 

Michael Clayton: Tony Gilroy. George Clooney, Tom Wilkinson, Tilda Swinton, Sydney Pollack. I wish Clooney were my real father. And Tom Wilkinson’s a great actor. Hell why not, I’d bang this movie.


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