"FREAKISHLY CREASELESS FOREHEAD CONTEST!"
I’m going with Hanks from the DaVinci code, because honestly for that role he gained weight, got a shitty haircut and trained his forhead not to crease. Now THATS acting, maybe he could give Jessica Alba lessons.
Billy Bob. I think he used Angelina’s vial blood for voodoo to put his head-creases onto her arms. *insert simile about Angelina’s zombie arms here*
I go with Hanks on this one. You could broadcast Saving Private Ryan on that dome.
Is my new avatar showing up yet? This system sucks.
I think Christina Ricci wins the forehead comp.
All I see is Micky….I did see hungover polar bear yesterday. But basically any time you type anything Lance I think "why the fuck would I want a caravan thats got no fucking wheels"
…or Mena Suvari
I hope nic cage lets the world be destroyed in Nextagain. I really don’t want to live in a world where nic cage still gets acting jobs that don’t go straight to video.
i’d offer Mickey Rourke’s head for the win but are prosthetics tournament legal?[tinyurl.com]Terri Hatcher surely merits a mention, too.
I know he isn’t an actual person but wasn’t it based on a real person? Mask, Rocky Dennis or whatever his name is/was.
Are we going for size of forehead, or the absurd uncreasedness of the forehead, because those are two different things and I want to make sure I’m wasting my time in a precise way.
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Rosie O’Donell has the biggest, pastiest white forehead I’ve ever….hmmmm? That’s her ass you say? Can’t tell the difference.
My new avatar’s showing up. He’s very contemplative. i’m not sure if he’s a Western Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) or a Western Lowland Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) – got to love those latin names.
Charlie, I believe that is Willie B who was not only the most famous gorilla in Atlanta but also the Mayor.
and he is contemplating why he never got laid.
That’s Willie B allright, but he wasn’t the mayor, he was the speechwriter. "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? STUPID MONKEYS!!!"
Does Nic Cage have some fantastic blackmail material on every fucking director in hollywood? Why the fuck does he keep showing up in movies? Jesus. "Hey Nic Cage called and said he wants to do another Nationl Treasure Movie Sir.""Tell him to fuck off….""He thought you’d say that… so he asked me to remind you about the night. He said he would hate for anyone to hear about the snake, Richard Geer, and Britney Spears" "God dammit… fine. Cut him a check…"
I can empathise with Willie – being the Mayor of Atlanta, i hated that job, not the not getting laid part. I get lots of action. Okay, used to. Okay have watched. Can i go now?
There we go.
It’s not "big forehead" it’s "freakishly crease free".
I’m right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. And someone was giving booze to the goddamn animals. It won’t be long now, before they tear us to shreds.
Looks like Mickey to me, Lance. Is this one of those spot the difference competitions? Is he wearing his hat at a jauntier angle?
Yeah. Is that magician bears’ name Waldo?
Tyra Banks is the bread winner of this one. (which probably makes her very happy, although I’m sure she would prefer the bread fried in batter and covered in icing. oink)That woman has at least a five head, and It’s botoxed into submission.
Oh, creaseless. I don’t read so well.
BWA HA HA! The Mighty Fek’lhr greets the FilmyIntaghs! He would introduce His pet, The Targ of Emasculation! Prepare to feel like less of a warrior and a man in It’s presence!
Looks like Mickey to me, Lance. Is this one of those spot the difference competitions? Is he wearing his hat at a jauntier angle?I dunno man, to get it to show up for me I had to log out, close my browser, and clear my cache.
BAH! Try refreshing next time HaDiBah!
Is that ManBearPig, Fek?
Lance…Hit the F5 button
What do dat do? The refresh button doesn’t work for me.
Dor-sho-gha! The Targ of Emasculation absolutely is certainly is not a ManBearPig, yIntagh!
Lance, enter the following code:0Wa Ta Put z1Am
Is it a half man, half Bear-Pig then?
Maybe your CMOS Dos’d out to BIOS. Or something.
What I meant to ask, way back when, was whether the size of the creased forehead got points because of the vast area of creaselessness. Tyra Banks wins.
So i’ve been trying to think of people with creaseless foreheads and I can’t so i’m going to stop before that’s all I can think off. I need to be at least at little productive while at work.
Not Nics fault, i hear he took the movie "Face-off" too literal. Scientoligists Doctors can fix anything…
LeeLee Sobieski also has a gargantaun creaseless cranium.Head! Pants! NOOOW!
I’m gonna have to vote for Nic Cage because not only is his forehead smooth as a baby’s bum, but he is also rocking the Queen Elizabeth I seven-head look hardcore.
Aren’t we all missing a "Thunderdome" joke in here somehow?
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