As if he weren’t already pandering enough, The Rock asked MTV readers (now there’s an oxymoron) to help him choose his role in his next movie. Well, the votes are in, and the winner is… Who Gives a Shit! Oh, man, that was surprising.
Actually, Duane "The Rock" Johnson (Dway-Jo?) wil be playing Black Adam (who’s not actually black) in Shazam (not to be confused with Kazaam!, which stars Shaquille O’Neal, who is actually black).
Johnson stressed that the role wasn’t yet a done deal, though he went on to say that the character of Black Adam was being changed to meet his strengths as an actor.
No doubt meaning that Black Adam will have the ability to raise one eyebrow and elbow people. I’m not gonna lie, that actually sounds kinda sweet.