I’ll tell you one thing, Jesus wouldn’t quote an AICN review in his trailer. Don’t you think you actually lose credibility by quoting a fanboy jackass who likes everything? Wouldn’t praise be more valuable if it came from, say, a bile-spewing hate monger like myself? Jesus thinks so; he hates fanboys.
Anyway, here’s the rundown on What Would Jesus Buy (I’m guessing some new sandals – probably Rainbows):
From producer Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) and director Rob VanAlkemade, “What Would Jesus Buy?” examines the commercialization of Christmas in America while following Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping Gospel Choir on a cross-country mission to save Christmas from the Shopocalypse (the end of humankind from consumerism, over-consumption and the fires of eternal debt.) The film also delves into issues such as the role sweatshops play in America’s mass consumerism and Big-Box Culture.
Ha, he said "Big Box"; an obvious reference to your mom being a slut.