For the newbies out there, this is the time of the week when I give shout outs to the
people FilmDrunkards who leave comments on the site that don’t result in others glaring at them through cyberspace. Looking for movie news? Scroll down. Warm? Take off your pants. Nominate your favorites comments for next week here (this post is hidden, so bookmark it).
Not as good as last week, but some gems nonetheless:
From KARATE KID GOES COMMIE:
Stone Soup says: "Regardless of who’s involved, I can’t imagine it will be half the movie Beyond the Ring is – plus, they got John Kreese."
While I’m glad to see that there will be a Monty Python flair to this film, I’m dissapointed that Lance felt it necessary to put on an Asian accent to drive the point home.
From PAUL MCCARTNEY IS SWEDISH
Soylent Greenz says: Walk Hard…I do everything hard. I do my laundry hard, I shower hard, I went to the movies last night hard. Then I got harassed by the usher for you guessed it… masterbating. [Ed. Note: Good thing I don’t take spelling into consideration]
From BLACK GUYS DON’T HUNT DEER!
Fek’lhr says: If The Mighty Fek’lhr had an entire planet to himslef, He would spend the first few years using up all the fifis in porn shops nationwide. Then He would teach Himslef how to fly a helicopter.
JohnWayneInADevoHat says: Quite a buzz about this one. This film has got lots of people talking about it. Except the black people. They’re waiting to talk about it in the theater while they’re watching it.
From RESERVOIR CHATCH:
JHC says: "I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!" Carbonite is my first choice. [Ed Note: Nerdiest burn ever.]
From AL N THE CHIPMUNKS: A SUPERSIZE NUMBER 2:
Bryce says: ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks was a super-size number two’ Aslan is on the move! [Ed Note: Changed the story headline based on this comment *heterosexual ass pat*]