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WHY WON’T MICHELLE WILLIAMS GO AWAY?

By / 12.06.07

Joining the cast of Martin Scorsese’s Dennis Lehane adaptation, Shutter Island, alongside Leo DiCaprio, Ben Kingsley, and Mark Ruffalo; will be Dawson’s Creek’s most annoying former resident Michelle Williams. 

Michelle Williams is another one of those Hollywood people whom I have no idea how she gets work. Watching her act, you picture the director yelling, “Okay, you just chugged a pint glass full of urine.” 

The worst part about her is she’s always showing up in projects that I’m all excited about.  Besides this, a Scorsese/Lehane movie which you couldn’t pay me to not see, she was recently dropped from Where the Wild Things Are (great decision), and will be appearing in the Charlie Kaufman*-directed Synecdoche, New York. (The only explanation I can think of is after making Nic Cage look like a great actor and Jim Carrey look like he can pick the right project, he still needed a challenge). 

Goddammit!  Stay out of my life, Michelle Williams!  Oh, and the dog from Summer School called, he wants his glasses back.  And his face.  In fact, can we just trade you for the dog?  The dog at least seems capable of enjoying himself. 

*Writer of Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, and Eternal Sunshine 


TAGSCHARLIE KAUFMANLeonardo DiCaprioMARK RUFFALOMARTIN SCORSESEMICHELLE WILLIAMS

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