By / 02.27.08

A Sexman review and a Gary Busey video on the same day?  What God did I please!

Here, an 11-year-old reporter named Grace asks Mr. Busey, “What advice do you have for all the young celebrities out there who are getting in trouble with the law nowadays?”

He asks her to speak up to buy time while he tries to figure out what the fuck is going on and basically treats her like an idiot.  Then she asks him the same question twice more, he waves to someone off-camera (probably an imaginary coyote) and finally figures it out when she mentions Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

"Guess what, they’re not celebrities.  They’re idiots.  They’re losers."   

Haha, Gary, no arguments there. Now that things are going well and everyone’s friends, they ask Busey to give their website a plug and he puts his hand over the camera and tells them “That’s a stupid idea.” He probably just didn’t want to aid the competition to his own website,

My only question, who let their 11-year-old daughter in the same room with Gary Busey?  I’d sooner put her in a cage full of hungry crocodiles, or amorous wildebeests.  Someone counsel this poor girl.  “See, over there is George Clooney and Matt Damon – those are the celebrities you want to interview.  Over there, that’s Gary Busey.  Don’t talk to him, don’t even look at him.  Try to stand still whenever he’s around, because his vision is based on movement.  In general, treat him like an agitated street pers – oh my God I told you not to make direct eye contact, RUN!!!" 


I want more like this!

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