Corey Haim took out an ad in yesterday’s Variety that reads, (in case you can’t see the picture to the right):
This is not a stunt.
I’m ready to work.
I’m ready to make amends.
Defamer calls it a "nearly full-page ad", which Variety doesn’t sell, but full-page ads run $7,580 and half-page ads cost $4,610. Either way a lot of money. But probably cheaper than Haim’s daily coke habit at its peak. It’s an investment – whether it’s worth it remains to be seen.
I’ll tell you this though, the two-page spread with a close-up of my penis and the tagline "It’s Not Going To Suck Itself. I’m Through Fucking Around." sure was a waste of money. I’m thinking Highlights Magazine might not have been the best place to run it.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip. I'd also like to see the inspirational poster parody people get ahold of this]
As previously noted, all Coreys or Lost Boys-related news item must be accompanied by Greasy Sax Dude (thanks for the reminder, Watanabex).