OMG, ScaJo and NPort are totally BFFS! Please God, let them either make out or shut up.
Ever been to a cocktail party where people tell lame stories and everyone politely chuckles? Oh. Well I suppose you didn’t need to watch this video then.
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"GOOD LORD THESE CHICKS ARE BORING"
this will be like Thelman & lousi but without explosions :(
You had to be there.
It was sooooo funny.
It’s nice to see ScarJo uses the same, "slowly work you hand closer and closer to her pussy" move that I use. Sweet, she hasn’t stopped me yet, time to slip my fingertip in….
And I was like OMG, LOL!
Party Cat wonders, I can haz Martini?
That’s Madame Cat, dude.
I just saw her profile on millionaire dating site millionairefriends.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for.
Sweet or dry madame?Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect.
Madame Cat is on that site? Color me green and sign me up!
Madame Cat ia a millionaire? She’s probably looking for someone to make her pussy purr.
Ever been to a cocktail party where people tell lame stories and everyone politely chuckles?*incoming transmission*No, but I DO know a clown named Chuckles that had h…//post edited by Administration-Lance
I just saw her profile on millionaire dating site millionairefriends.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for. NOT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU YOU FUCKING ASS LICKING DOUCHEBAG WANNA BE PORN BOT HOMO WEBSITE REFERRING NO AVATAR HAVING SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN FLESH WEARING UNINTERESTING AND BORING WASTE OF MY ENERGY FAGGOT!
You forgot "piece of cunt lint", Luch.
HOLY SHIT!Where’s the tylenol?
*Chodin talks to his buddy Joe*
Chodin: “Check out this gnarly SCARJO- hey, isn’t your Father, the sailor coming into PORTMAN?”
*I don’t know where the fuck i’m going with this*
Wow, two broads talking about dancing, that’s exactly what I fucking need this morning.
Luch, I just blew my nose, and I saw your avitar in my boogers. Come to think of it, being that I’m Mexican, I probably see Jesus in a Mascara in everything.
I haven’t seen sexual tension like that since my mom caught me masturbating to this video three minutes ago.
"I’ve spent many an hour with that man [Woody Allen]… just staring at his face."I’m sure you have, Scarlett, I’m sure you have….
True story time: so I got home last night and flipped on the ol’ boob tube. Next thing I know, I’m watching a bunch of black dudes at a 70s roller rink- now at this point I’m pretty confident that it’s a porno, but turns out it was just fucking ‘Roll Bounce’.
Holy Crap! This just in: Producers of the upcoming FilmDrunk runaway blockbuster "The Atari Trilogy" have announced their intention to "definitely consider" an ALL FEMALE CAST. Currently rumored to be on the short list: Megan FoxAnne HathawayScarlett JohansenNatalie PortmanJessica BeilJessica AlbaSarah Michelle GellarJennifer GarnerJessica SimpsonThe chick who plays Margine on Big LoveLindsay LohanThat naked French chick Producers realized that casting only hot chicks in a video game related story is the same as being given a sports almanac from the future. Rumor has it that construction for the vault to contain the income from opening weekend has already begun.
"I’ve spent many an hour with that man [Woody Allen]… just staring at his face."Woody Allen gets women to understand why men just look at their tits and don’t listen to them. Cause he never shuts up.
chodin, this means you’ll turn gay in seven days.
Breaking News: Britain’s Prince Harry has been serving on the front line in Afghanistan, CNN confirms. Thank God. Maybe now that poor kid can attract some pussy.
Stoney, I just got word that Sarah Michelle Gellar backed out due to "a problem with lack of relevance" and has been replaced by Rachel Bilson.
“Ever been to a cocktail party where people tell lame stories and everyone politely chuckles?”
Sort of…I go to church from time to time. I like to get my communion and then just sit back down; I’ll swirl the wine in my tiny-ass cup and then sip it slowly for the next hour or so, all the while just laughing to myself.
Robo: you’re telling me that I have to wait a whole fucking week!!?!
I just got word that Sarah Michelle Gellar backed out due to "a problem with lack of relevance" and has been replaced by what’s left of Rachel Bilson.FIXED! BTK QAPLAH!
Yeah, Burnsy. I was in on that email as well. In addition to Rachel Bilson, you forgot to mention: Isla FisherRachel McAdamsKate Beckinsale
Whenever the priest puts the wafer in your mouth and tells you its the body of Christ, just look at him and go, "I hope I didn’t get any dick meat."
Yes, a whole week. You can spend the week preparing by buying some prada shoes (like the pope has) and memorizing the names of useless celebrities (starting with the list Stone posted up thread).
Lance, how long are you going to wait before jumping on the Atari Trilogy bandwagon? You don’t want to miss out.
Lance, I prefer to lick his finger, then wink.
*Chodin kneeling at communion*
Chodin: “I hope I didn’t get any dick meat.”
*Chodin elbows the old woman Hazel next to him- winks, tugs on ear, winks again, forms hand into gun and points at Hazel*
Damn Soup! You just named my Holy Trinity of jerk off fodder. COWABOOSHA!!!!
Chodin, that was laugh out loud awesome. +10
Even better, when I had to explain to the douchebag next to me in this endless fucking meeting, he looked offended. Excellent work today, old son.
Tell me you wouldn’t spend $9.50 to see that…Fuck it. Just send me $9.50. PayPal is fine.
*Chodin gives Hugh the “hang loose” hand signal*
Why can’t we make the Dane Cook communion wafer jokes?/Every dumb slut Burnsy has dated
My avatar is actually what happens when the dirt on my window catches the light like as I look at the "Bucket O Suds" convenience store.
Y’know, i’m not so sure about Scarlett Johansson anymore. I remember the first time i saw her in that mutant spider movie and thinking, "What the hell am i watching this garbage for? Ooh, she’s got nice tits."
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