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EDDIE MURPHY HAS LOST HIS DAMNED MIND

By / 03.25.08

Eddie Murphy has made a lot of crappy movies.  Like, A LOT of crappy movies.  And yet, he may have topped himself with Meet Dave, his latest.

Seeking a way to save their doomed world, a crew of tiny, human-looking aliens arrives on earth in the perfect disguise–a spaceship shaped like an ordinary man.  [MovieWeb]

No, really, that’s the actual synopsis.  You’d think this would be something I’d make up, like, “Eddie Murphy’s in some trouble… when he has a to run a day care center… full of bunny rabbits!” or, “You’ve never seen Eddie Murphy like this before! [quit cut to Eddie Murphy heavily made up to look like Asian girl with down syndrome] ‘Durr, I rike chow mein! [winks at camera].”

But I didn’t make it up, because what’s the point?  Eddie Murphy has made satire obsolete.


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