Okay, so maybe it’s not that new. Truth is, I don’t really know – what do I look like, a journalist?
Anyway, I’ve still got a boner for this movie, but for this spot, it looks like they stole the patented Jerry Bruckheimer formula of big explosions happen and then a black person says something funny about it. See chase scene from The Rock for details. I should really start hanging out with a black guy all the time. They often react to things in the way I might, if only I weren’t so pale and uptight. Perhaps one day I’ll find myself paired with an African-American in a unique situation and he can teach me how to dance and loosen up.