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By / 04.11.08

I thought I was being a bit, er, tongue-in-cheek when I was ripping on the new, more emo Bond, but perhaps I was on to something.  WENN (an admittedly unreliable source) reports that Daniel Craig actually urged producers to take the character even further in, uh, that direction.

The British hunk, who is currently filming the hit franchise’s latest outing [hee hee! -Ed.] Quantum Of Solace, believes it’s time studio bosses modernised the macho role – urging them to turn the secret agent gay.
And the 40-year-old doesn’t think the move will damage the legendary lothario’s hardman [eep! -Ed.] reputation – insisting fans won’t be put off by a Bond who prefers boys.
He says, "Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it. No one would bat an eyelid." [Source]

I say hell yes.  Zac Efron would be the hottest Bond girl since Pussy Galore.  They could name him something subtle, like Cockmouth McSodomy.  But what do I know, I’m just a guy that likes drinking pussy and eating beer. Aw crap, I screwed it up, I think they’re on to me!


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