IGN has a gallery of new pictures from upcoming Bond flick Quantum of Solace. As you can see, Mathieu Amalric still closely resembles a pygmy mouse lemur.
"NEW JAMES BOND PICTURE GALLERY"
Obviously that lemur has gone a few rounds with Tyson.
If him and Tilda Swinton ever reproduce it will be the stuff of nightmares and it will surely eat your face.
Guy’cha! If Bond fires that thing down in that little well, he will go deaf for sure! Buffalo Bill ain’t worth it, Bond!
Robo, that avi looks like Kid Rock’s brother, Kid Cock.
I can’t believe Steve Buscemi caved to the Botox pressure.
BTW, The Mighty One has emailed TSG to see if they have any details on "Spooky Mugshot Guy". (ie: Name, location, number of boys found chained to a radiator in his basement)The Mighty Fek’lhr supposes we need a nickname for this douche until then. He suggests, "Lance".
He looks like a "Rodney" to me. Just sayin.
"Rodney Lance", then?
*Fist bursts through snow. Slowly the rest of the arm emerges, then a shoulder, a torso and soon Chodin is free from the avalanche. Pulls penis out and fires a signal flare into the sky*
Hey Chode! I saw your signal flare! You OK man?
Just fine erswi…not quite sure where the boy scouts are, but fuck em’ – I’m just fine!
TSG wrote me back:Actually, he was arrested in Idaho for drunk driving. But that doesn’t mean there weren’t a few chained minors waiting at home after he made bail… Dor sho gha! ROD LANCE!
So, I learned this weekend that I would make a fantastic decoy for someone if they happen to have someone shooting at them. Fuckin’ CODIV.EMPTY CLIP :-(
JHC, I learned that on xbox live, an 11-year-old boy is no match for my vocabulary.
“Shut the fuck up and go to bed! I’m gonna’ pimp you like you were your mother, you fucking little bitch!”
haha! The kicker was when he got so frustrated that he just blurted out GO FUCK YOURSELF! You know damned well he got the soap in his mouth for that one.
I learned on XBox live that black people have amazing dexterity. And, "In a minute" actually means "a long time".
[dirtyhairy.blogspot.com]! ROD LANCE!!!
JHC, my favorite response is to calmly explain to the 11 year old smartass in question that he is most likely responsible for his parents’ divorce because he touched himself. Also, beating off causes ass cancer. If I can make a kid cry, I consider that completing the Psy-Ops challenge.
Oh, I also tell them that by the age of ten, their peckers stop growing so it will be that size for the rest of their lives.
All this talk about 11-year olds, how the hell am I going to explain to my boss where my socks went?
I also tell them that by the age of ten, their peckers stop growing so it will be that size for the rest of their livesDude, I got feelings, too!
Depends on where you work Burnsy. That’s why I volunteer at the YMCA.
New post, more boring than my mugshot blog.
Don’t worry Fek, it’s not the size of your Bird of Prey, it’s how you…um…oh shit, I just got a nerd cramp.
I also learned that watermelons don’t stand a chance against a digital k-bar knife, and that no matter what Chinatown you’re in, the porn is in the basement. GRRR……TOSSING FRUIT SALAD!!!!
The other day I shouted "Quantum of SOLACE!!!!!!" right before I came when having sex with my girlfriend. She didn’t get it, but my guess is that in November of 2008 she’ll understand it and climax in the theatre.
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