Lionsgate just sent me the green-band trailer to Hamlet 2 – I posted the R-rated version last week.
Written and directed by Andrew Fleming (Dick) and co-written by Team America, South Park, and Hot Rod co-writer Pam Brady (she may just be giving foot massages to guys on their laptops, I have no idea how this co-writer thing works), Hamlet 2 stars Steve Coogan as a struggling actor-cum-struggling drama teacher who tries to win back the school’s drama department with a play he’s written himself called Hamlet 2. Hehe, cum struggling.
Anyway, I can’t decide how I feel about this, because for every great line there are two guys getting hit in the nuts. I don’t feel like paying to watch guys get hit in the nuts when I could see 1000 straight hours of it for free on YouTube. I will still pay to get my nuts stomped on by a Congolese midget in stilettos, but only ’cause I’m sick like that.