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FRED DURST, ICE CUBE, THE APOCALYPSE

By / 05.29.08

Fred Durst has directed a film called The Longshots, starring Ice Cube, based on the heartwarming true story of the 11-year-old girl who quarterbacked her team to the Pop Warner tournament, the first girl ever to play in it.  Ice Cube plays the girl’s ne’er-do-well, former football player uncle who coaches her to success.  I can’t believe I just wrote that.  Even if that were the plot synopsis of a South Park episode I’d swear I was on mescaline.

Seriously, I didn’t just hear tinkling pianos and soaring crescendoes behind a movie directed by the former lead singer of a band named after a circle jerk game starring the writer of “Fuck Tha Po’lice”, did I?  Someone tell me I’m just really fucked up right now.  Preferably the movie voice-over guy.

(trailer after the jump)


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