Fred Durst has directed a film called The Longshots, starring Ice Cube, based on the heartwarming true story of the 11-year-old girl who quarterbacked her team to the Pop Warner tournament, the first girl ever to play in it. Ice Cube plays the girl’s ne’er-do-well, former football player uncle who coaches her to success. I can’t believe I just wrote that. Even if that were the plot synopsis of a South Park episode I’d swear I was on mescaline.
Seriously, I didn’t just hear tinkling pianos and soaring crescendoes behind a movie directed by the former lead singer of a band named after a circle jerk game starring the writer of “Fuck Tha Po’lice”, did I? Someone tell me I’m just really fucked up right now. Preferably the movie voice-over guy.
(trailer after the jump)
I want more like this!
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