By: 05.16.08  •  34 Comments

To the left is the new poster from Cannes for I Love You Phillip Morris [Cinematical].  The movie stars Jim Carrey’s balls and Ewan McGregor and is based on the true story of a con artist who fell in love with his cellmate then conned his way out of Texas prisons four times after his beloved cellmate was paroled.  I once had a beloved cellmate.  Once.

This movie has many of the things I love: short cons, long cons, prison rape, hottie Ewan McGregor, and gay dudes sticking it to the man . . .  And yet I just can’t muster much of an interest in this film.

I don’t really care that much about you, Phillip Morris.  Let’s just be friends.  RoboPanda

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