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R. KELLY’S LAWYER IS A MORON

By / 05.23.08

In his latest trial for being a creepy babyfucker, R. Kelly’s defense attorneys actually had the balls to cite the movie Little Man as evidence.

    [Defense Attorney] Adam, in an attempt to suggest that Kelly’s head could have been superimposed onto somebody else’s body in the sex tape, asked [Victim's best friend] Jamison whether she had seen the Wayans brothers’ movie "Little Man."
    He said, "They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn’t it?"
    But, to widespead laughter, Jamison replied, "Not really!"
    A few minutes later, Adam showed Jamison a picture of Kelly’s back, asking her whether she recognized it. She said she did not. When Adam then asked if she recognised Kelly’s back on the sex tape, she replied, "I didn’t recognize it as being his back, but his head was attached to it!" [Sun-Times via /Film]

Court TV analysts are already calling it "the most hilarious rape trial ever."


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