After the jump I’ve got the teaser trailer for Eagle Eye, which premiered last night before Indy. The thrilling thrill-a-minute thriller stars Shia Lebeouf, Billy Bob Thornton, Michelle Monaghan, and Rosario Dawson, and comes from director DJ Caruso.
Caruso previously directed Disturbia, which I never saw, and Salton Sea, which was awesome. It had Vincent D’Onofrio wearing a pig nose while reenacting the Kennedy assassination using pigeons and a bb gun. That’s way more creative than I was as a kid. Mostly I just rubbed my G.I. Joes together and made sounds like they were having sex. I knew they were both boys, but I had no choice because it’s not like I had Barbies lying around. What do I look like, some kind of fag?
Also starring Shia Lebeouf, "No!"