This is from the Sex and the City movie premiere in London. I have a hat just like that, except with a grizzly bear catching a salmon.
"SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS A FASHION ICON"
That hat also used to have a carrot dangling from the front of it to make sure SJP kept moving forward, but she figured out how to grab it and the rest, as you say, is history.
That’s not just an acorn cap, there is literally a giant acorn sticking 8 inches into SJP’s brain right now. Don’t believe me? then you explain the face she’s making smart-ass.
She’s doing her civic duty by preventing the person sitting behind her from seeing Cynthia Nixon’s boobs.
She’s clearly rehearsing for her new role as a garden gnome.
/kicks open the doors to the nerd barnI just flew in from the county courthouse and boy are my racist jokes tired!
Yet she gets all idignant when Maxim names her the Unsexiest Woman?
Why is this on here, did I just move over to do the other place with out knowing.
In an unrelated story, hundreds of squirrels drowned in Trafalgar Square’s fountains yesterday in an apparent mass suicide. Authorities are still searching for a note.
That’s it, He is going to go give SJP a facelift. With a 12 guage.
I guess she’s getting the last of the oats leftover from the feedbag that was strapped on prior to the event?
Moth 1: God damn I can’t believe we have to watch this fucking movie!Moth 2: You can talk?
I hope wonder if they got the same blacksmith who does her shoes to nail that thing to her head.
SJP is the newest member of the Brain Slug party.
Inner monologue of the camera man in the backroundOkay Mick, you can do this. YOU CAN DO THIS! Just don’t look open your eyes. Do NOT look at her. Eyes close, eyes close, eyes close, eyes close. That’s it just, just point the camera in the direction of the aura of evil and fuglyness. Ah man my face is getting cramped up. FOCUS!!!!
The Mighty Fek’lhr just hopes that SJP returned Bill Kaulitz’s hat and hairstyle to shim after the event.
The only thing missing from the banner pic is Perseus and the Krakken!!!
Worldwide, middle aged women are seeing this picture and saying "Yeah – you go girl!"Simultanously, their husbands are loading their nail guns in hopes their wives ask for help attaching their new hats.
Just out of frame and above reference in thumbnail pic #1 is the world’s shiniest object.
They should at least dust off the grave moss and flowers whenever they re-animate her corpse.
Now I can understand Broderick getting all pissed when people say his womens fugly, everyman should stand up for his women(or so I hear) but the guy has to step back and maybe go "wait a minute, I know it’s not nice to hear but honey, you’re pretty fucking horrible when it comes down to it."
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Perhaps I should have used a few more ‘their’s’ in that post…
It’s like that lion from Narnia threw up on her head…
If those are real butterflies, PETA is going to have a horse cow.
No Pauly, but that is 100% acorn fur!
Fuck this horse, let’s talk about sumptin impotent! Anyone else see the size of Kristin Davis’ cock-hole in the first thumbnail? No dumbasses, the one above her neck. I could go balls deep in there and she’d still have room to brush her teef!
I couldn’t get into last week’s 30 Rock with Broderick as a guest, simply because I know he has sex with her.
I just don’t get the hat…Is she going hunting after this? And what she’s doing with her mouth makes me want to stick my penis in a wood chipper…
I could do that too Jokes but then again I have a small cock.
They went with this get-up because SJP kept eating the oats before they could glue them to her hair.
SJP has never looked more beautiful than she does while wearing a hat that screams "WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH DON’T LOOK AT THE FACE!"
She clearly just wants an apple.
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Don’t look directly into it’s eyes or you will be turned to stone!
She didn’t get to participate in the fun hats of the Kentucky Derby because she was too busy racing.
Don’t look directly into it’s eyes or you will be turned to stone!^*&%*&^@(#^*&#@@&^#&^@#&@^#@&#@&^#@#@#^@(&$#$&^#^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fek, don’t worry, I recognized your genius.
Why would Cynthia Nixon, a woman who already looks life a giraffe, wear a dress that accentuates and elongates her neckline?GRRR…. Eight Belles got euthanized!!!
Burnsy-I bet you tell all the boys that dress like girls for you that! ;)
NEW UP YOU QUEEF DOUCHES!
Thought I clicked the With Lather link. I was wondering WTF is going on with Preakness this year.
First thought: Army of Darkness – "I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL" If we have learned anything form that movie, a shotgun blast to face can fix anything.
I grew up on a farm and I’m just going to say it. That thing on her head looks like a regular piece of cow shit with a flower growing through it.
Sorry Fek: I bow to your genious. I thought it was unlikely no one had done it :-(
HAHA! Look at that awesome shit I took on her head! What’d I eat, you ask? Why Thai food with a Punjab chaser.
free, I concur.
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