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By 05.06.08

Back in 1992, MTV decided to take movie awards out of the hands of the old shrivs and snobby critics who’d controlled them for so long, and back into the hands of publicists and the generally shit for brained.  They’ve released the nominations for this year, and besides tapping National Treasure 2 and Pirates of the Caribbean 3 for best movie, they’ve got a new category called "Best Summer Movie So Far".  The nominees:

Iron Man
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Meth
Sex and the City: The Movie
Speed Racer
The Chronicals of Narnia: Prince Caspian

You read that correctly, only one of those has actually been released.  Christ, they’re not even trying.  I’m not sure why they felt the need to include "so far" in the category name.  They could’ve just called it "People Who Paid Us" or "Reasons We’re Whores."  (full list after the jump – thanks to Bex for the tip)

BEST MOVIE
· Juno
· Transformers
· Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
· I Am Legend
· Superbad
· National Treasure: Book of Secrets

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
· Will Smith- I Am Legend
· Shia LaBeouf- Transformers
· Denzel Washington- American Gangster
· Matt Damon- The Bourne Ultimatum
· Michael Cera- Juno

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
· Ellen Page- Juno
· Keira Knightley – Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
· Katherine Heigl – Knocked Up
· Amy Adams- Enchanted
· Jessica Biel- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

BEST VILLAIN
· Johnny Depp- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
· Denzel Washington- American Gangster
· Angelina Jolie- Beowulf
· Topher Grace- Spider-Man 3
· Javier Bardem- No Country For Old Men

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
· Johnny Depp- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
· Adam Sandler- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
· Jonah Hill- Superbad
· Seth Rogen- Knocked Up
· Amy Adams- Enchanted

BEST FIGHT
· Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah- The Bourne Ultimatum
· Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco- Spider-Man 3
· Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell- Jumper
· Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet- Never Back Down
· Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming- Rush Hour 3
· Alien vs. Predator- Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem

BEST KISS
· Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer- Disturbia
· Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey- Enchanted
· Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
· Ellen Page and Michael Cera- Juno
· Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman- Step Up 2 The Streets

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
· Zac Efron- Hairspray
· Seth Rogen- Knocked Up
· Jonah Hill- Superbad
· Michael Cera- Superbad
· Chris Brown- This Christmas
· Nikki Blonsky- Hairspray
· Megan Fox- Transformers
· Christopher Mintz-Plasse- Superbad

BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR
· Iron Man
· Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
· Sex and the City: The Movie
· Speed Racer
· The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian

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