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THE FIRST THREE MINUTES OF SPEED RACER

By / 05.05.08

After the jump I’ve got the first three minutes of the Wachowski Siblings’ Speed Racer, a movie with all the sexy car porn of The Fast and the Furious or Doomsday, in a format perfect for impressionable young children.  "The Mach 5 is sooo awesome!  I wonder what kind of mileage it gets!" the kids will shout.

Oh hey, and did I mention that it’s live-action but is very reminiscent of a cartoon??  I don’t know how they did it – it’s totally the exact opposite of what people normally do.  It’s like wearing socks on your hands, or underwear on your dog.  They sure flipped the nail on its head this time.

[Thanks to Robo for the tip]


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